AdventuresOfFelix

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Member Since: 8 Oct 2012 06:33pm

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Location: being stalked is not on my bucket list

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Hello c: My name is Felix and I am the age of a turtle. I like to draw and write but I came on here to meet new people and just see what girls think of guys.... I've learned alot. I am here for anyone who needs help or just someone to talk to, trust me, for a guy I've been through a shitload of stuff. If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. But if not. Thanks for stopping by. :D I am currently thinking of a bucket list. any help?

AdventuresOfFelix
posted a quote
November 28, 2012 4:07pm UTC

the average prison meal
is more nutritious
than the average school lunch.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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November 7, 2012 4:38pm UTC

I'm Not a Procrastinator...
I'm just extremely productive at doing unimportant things.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 21, 2012 12:35am UTC

Today I finally had the courage to tell my bestfriend about my cuts.
I thought he would be mad, Angry even.
But he wasn't.
He is now by my side for everything.
I thought he was going to be disguisted with me...
He only wants to make me feel like I'm not alone.
He only wants to help me get through my pain.
thank you,
for being there for me.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 20, 2012 11:45pm UTC

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 20, 2012 11:40pm UTC

This how my week goes:
Moooooooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeeeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 20, 2012 11:32pm UTC

It's Not Difficult to make a woman happy...
A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a capenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexolgist
15. a psychiatrist
16. a pest exterminator
17. a psychologist
18. a healer
19. a good listener
20. an organizer
21. a good father
22. very clean
23. sympathetic
24. athletic
25. warm
26. attentive
27. gallant
28. intelligent
29. funny
30. creative
31. tender
32. strong
33. understanding
34. tolerant
35. prudent
36. ambitious
37. capable
38. courageous
39. determined
40. true
41. dependable
42. passionate
43. compassionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes.
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
*Birthdays
*anniversaries
*arrangements she makes
HOW TO MAKE A GUY HAPPY:
1. Show up naked
2. make him a sandwich.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 19, 2012 11:16pm UTC

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 19, 2012 11:09pm UTC

How to kill all your enemies?
SMILE

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 19, 2012 11:01pm UTC

I'm not trying to impress you or anything but...
I just broke my personal record for number of days without dying.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 19, 2012 10:49pm UTC

OHH WHO'S THAT SEXY BEAST?!?!
Ohh wait.. i clicked on my own profile again...

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October 19, 2012 10:24pm UTC

"Your obsession with cats is out of control and i can't handle it anymore!"
"So, you're kicking Meeeeowt?"

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 19, 2012 5:30pm UTC

The internet is a lot like ancient egypt,
People write on walls and worship cats.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 18, 2012 8:38pm UTC

The first to help you up
are the ones that know how it feels
to fall down.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 18, 2012 8:18pm UTC

I couldn't repair your brakes...
So i made your horn louder.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 18, 2012 8:15pm UTC

the shinbone is a devise for finding
furniture
In a dark room

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 16, 2012 10:42pm UTC

I hate the part of the morning
where I have to get out of bed
and participate in real life.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 16, 2012 10:30pm UTC

I must have missed the day in history class,
When Abraham Lincoln become a vampire slayer.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 16, 2012 10:21pm UTC

I'm very busy doing things
I don't need to do
in order to avoid doing anything
I'm actually supposed to be doing.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 16, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I will not be impressed with technology
until i can download food from the internet.

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AdventuresOfFelix
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October 16, 2012 8:57pm UTC

Guy: There's something Gorgeous about your eyes..
Girl: *blushes*
Guy: Oh, it's just my reflection...
nmq

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