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beautifulamy
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April 22, 2012 10:02am UTC

Family is like fudge. It has a nice chocolatey outside with a nutty inside!

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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thatsacex3
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October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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Tempest*
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April 13, 2012 9:14pm UTC

Katy Perry: Blue hair.
Nicki Minaj: Pink hair.
Rihanna: Red hair.
Beyonce: Black hair.
Lady Gaga: Yellow hair..
Power rangers are back!

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KareBear7
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April 13, 2012 9:05pm UTC

What if humans could actually breathe in space?
And the goverment says we can't
so we don't try to escape..

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lonely_one
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 3:56pm UTC

Dear Computer,
If I knit you a sweater,
will you stop freezing?...

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BravoSierra
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April 13, 2012 12:31pm UTC

credittoforgeter
"Let's watch a scary movie!"
*2 hours later* "Dude. Walk me to the bathroom.

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
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April 12, 2012 11:05pm UTC

when a box says
"easy open"
and i end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and my lightsaber to open it.

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laduke27
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April 13, 2012 10:44pm UTC

Roses Are Red.
Violets Are Blue.
Some Poems Rhyme.
Others Dont.
hehe(:

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pandagurlie
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April 13, 2012 10:43pm UTC

...Spring Break......Summer......Winter Break...
When you miss ALL of your friends and you start crying because you cant see them... :'(I MISS YOU GUYS!!!!!! :(

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Bec*
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April 13, 2012 10:35pm UTC

stalking is such a
strong word.
I prefer the term: "intense research of an individual"

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MemoIsShy
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November 28, 2011 12:32pm UTC

Dear Dracula,
do you remember that night 9 months before?
Well... you have a son, called Edward.
Sincerly, Tinkerbell.

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RainbowMarshmellows
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April 7, 2012 4:23pm UTC

Parents: It's just a band.
Friends: It's just a band.
Neighbors: It's just a band.
My cat: It's just a band.
Me: YOU KNOW NOTHING.
-tumblr.

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squishy
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April 7, 2012 10:14pm UTC

This is how my weeks go:
Moooooooooonday
Tuuuuuuuuuuesday
Weeeeeeednesday
Thuuuuuuuuursday
FridaySaturdaySunday
Like if yours are the same
Comment if they aren't

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