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99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne

  1. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 4:19pm EDT
    I hate it when people say ''Everyone is born an original , don't die as a copy''
    Well I hate to tell you but you're not being original either since you got that off facebook.

  2. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 3:46pm EDT
    You know you have the best mom when she brings you fast food ♥

  3. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 3:43pm EDT
    Im not voice-mail so say crap to my face thank you!

  4. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 3:41pm EDT
    Heyyy guuhh wanna go out..side?

  5. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 2:37pm EDT
    I know sagging is a ''fashion'' kind of..
    But honestly no one want to know what color underwear you have nor see you're butt. So do us all a favor & pick you're damn pants up c:
    Belts cost 2.00 dont be cheap C:
    ~99CookiesCauseABicthAteOne

  6. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 1:18pm EDT
    Today , my brother asked me to get him a plate -.- & I couldnt reach the counters. So I turned myself into spiderman & started to climb the counters when I suddenly slip & hit my butt FML .
    Hope you enjoyed my painful moment :D
    ~99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne

  7. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 28, 2013 12:06am EDT
    I see little girls wearing a crap load of make-up & I just suddenly think of Snooki xD.
    <.> i like POTATOES I have an Obsession with them #DontHate XD

  8. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 27, 2013 10:07pm EDT
    -When you see something you want but you don't have the balls to tell you're parents you want it since they'll give you the 2hr speech.
    ~99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne

  9. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 27, 2013 7:44pm EDT
    When you have a bestfriend it's like you're dating him or she. You get jealous when you see them with another person & it makes you feel left out.
    ~99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne.

  10. 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne 99CookiesCauseABitchAteOne
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    April 27, 2013 3:54pm EDT
    You said ''I love you more than a friend''
    But next thing you know you go out with another boy ;c
    & They say ''love'' lasts forever well not EVERYONES love I've seen some Couples that o married a month ago & divorced soon after.
    o.o
    ~99CookieCauseABitchAteOne

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