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  1. foreveryoung19 foreveryoung19
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    I hate it when
    wikkipedia
    copies my whole entire homework.
    nmq.

  2. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Eating all the food before the movie even starts.
    ^Just me?^

  3. horsechick818 horsechick818
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 12:07pm UTC
    If olive oil is made of olives...
    dafuq is baby oil made of?
    -Nm

  4. cmayl11 cmayl11
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    One Direction waking up their future children:
    Harry: Umm...Erm....You...Like...Have...To....Yeah....Um...So...Erm...Yeah, Just wake up, you have school, babe.
    Liam:
    Good morning, darling. Wake up. You don't want your schedule to alter a bit, do you? Now wake up so you can have your breakfast that gives you the nutrition you need for the day.
    Louis:
    Wakey Wakey, you had enough beauty sleep, babe. Get up so you can get ready for school. Don't forget to wear something with stripes.
    Niall:
    WAKE UP BEFORE I EAT ALL OF THE BREAKFAST!
    Zayn:
    Wake up. Today is a new day. A new journey. A new memory. So wake up and pick the right paths.
    nmf/nmq

  5. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:29am UTC
    That moment when you and your friend give each other the "What the hell is this?" look during a test.

  6. XObreeOX XObreeOX
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 6:17pm UTC
    >>>>>>>>>>>
    I hate when
    the microwave
    decides to heat my plate,
    but not my food.
    <<<<<<<<<<<

  7. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 5:28pm UTC
    Does anyone else ever have those
    My hair smells AMAZING days?

  8. xSarahLovesYoux xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 9:31am UTC
    That Awesome Moment...
    when you're cutting wrapping paper and the scissors start to glide.
    lolsotrue.com

  9. xSarahLovesYoux xSarahLovesYoux
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 4:38pm UTC
    WHEN I CLEAR MY CALCULATOR,
    I PRESS THE BUTTON AT LEAST FIVE
    TIMES JUST TO BE SURE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. RainbowMe RainbowMe
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 1:19pm UTC
    Looking in a text-book
    and thinking
    "what a waste of tree"

  12. MeganFantasticT MeganFantasticT
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 8:06pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  13. LilyLunaPotter LilyLunaPotter
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    And those few minutes
    I got to spend with him
    made my whole day.

  14. gorgeous19 gorgeous19
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&
    And if boys only knew
    how long somthing they say
    will run through our minds
    &&&&&&&&&&&&&&


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. wonderstruck25 wonderstruck25
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Every time I see him
    I find myself
    Blushing &
    Smiling like an idiot
    You thought of someone didn't you?
    I know you did.
    Because I did too. :)

  17. asmileonmyface asmileonmyface
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    Why do guys lead girls on & screw them over?
    Thanks. I feel great now.

  18. tor_123 tor_123
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    WHAT'S WRONG WITH RELATIONSHIPS:
    Hot Guys: I want se.x but girls only want long-term relationships
    Hot Girls: I want a hot guy, but they only want se.x
    Nice Guys: I want a hot girl but they only like douchebags
    Nice Girls: I want a nice guy but all they want is hot girls
    No one wins

  19. MeganSmith69 MeganSmith69
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:45pm UTC
    No matter who I am , what I do , who I'm with , ill always wish I was with you instead ....

  20. Julielool Julielool
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 11:46pm UTC
    If you get
    stressed you
    get pimples,&
    if you cry you
    get wrinkles.
    So just smile
    and get
    dimples♥.

:)

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