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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 11:55pm UTC

can't sleep at night
can't get up in the morning
Can't win.

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theregoesjake
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 10:32pm UTC

Valentine's day is in 2 weeks
and i dont have a
girlfriend.
Be my valentine?

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 5:04pm UTC

WAIT
am i the only one who didn't know
that when you put your curser
over "witty" at the top left part of the screen, it turns into a disco?

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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kk6
posted a quote
January 26, 2013 4:28pm UTC

I HATE ALL PEOPLE
except the people that i like.

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
January 23, 2013 9:15pm UTC

Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes
and someone asks for 2, how many do you
have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: If somebody forcibly takes 2 of
the cakes, how many would you have left
then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.

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theregoesjake
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 10:27pm UTC

To all girls:
Shut up
You are beautiful
I know it and you know it
Now move on

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 8:21pm UTC

ALL IT TAKES IS 1 SONG
TO BRING BACK 1000 MEMORIES.
♥

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
January 22, 2013 6:44pm UTC

THE SAD PART IS
when you finally let someone have you,
they stop doing what it took to get you.

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
July 6, 2012 4:05pm UTC

it means no worries
for the rest of your days♥
HAKUNA MATATA

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 16, 2012 7:28pm UTC

what guys should never do #10
Deny things that are true. If a girl confronts you, grow some balls & own up to it.

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completeinhim
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 1:50pm UTC

WITTY IS DEAD.
You guys can't stop complaining for two
seconds, about the Hunger Games and 1D
quotes. Everybody is fighting, and
Witty isn't about fighting. We're all
supposed to be a family! We're not
supposed to judge each other or put
each other down. People used to put
effort into their quotes. Now everybody
just steals them from Tumblr or Facebook.
I know that looks don't matter and
everything, but gosh guys, quotes used
to be pretty! Now they're all either
stolen formats or bold arial fonts. Making
quotes pretty isn't that hard. You just
have to try. It hurts me to see the place
where I used to be able to pour my heart
out and have people actually listen, turning
into this horrible little tumblr copycat.
Witty used to be original. I miss that.

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 14, 2012 12:27pm UTC

what guys should never do #9
Tell her she's overreacting. If you thought she was mad before, prepare to meet the she-beast from hell.

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 13, 2012 5:23pm UTC

what guys should never do #8
Say I love you when you don't mean it. If the girl you 'love' gained 300 pounds, would you still love her? Probably not.

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC

what guys should never do #7
Talk to her when you're mad. You will screw something up & end up regretting it.

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 4:29pm UTC

Laugh your heart outDance in the rain Cherish the momentignore the pain

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wuvyouboo
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 6:22pm UTC

that quality moment when
you hear a song & every single word describes your situation
♥

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 5:35pm UTC

what guys should never do #6
Talk about other girls. Don't say they're hot, pretty, or even nice.We don't want to hear it.

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somethingsimple
posted a quote
April 10, 2012 10:36pm UTC

what guys should never do #5
Pressure her. If she wants to do something with you, she will.

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