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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:52pm UTC

Near to the door, he paused to stand, as he took his class ring, off her hand, all who were watching, did not speak, as a silent tear, ran down his cheek, and through his mind, the memories ran, of the moments they walked, and ran in the sand (hand and hand), but now her eyes were so terribly cold, for he would never again, have her to hold, they watched in silence, as he bent near, and whispered the words....I LOVE YOU... in her ear, he touched her and started to cry, as he put on h is ring and wanted to die, and just then the wind began to blow, as they lowered her casket into the snow...this is what happens to man alive, when friends let friends...drink and drive
~Kayla*

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:49pm UTC

What a child goes through is hard to explain
We've been through stress, anger, hurt, and pain
Adults know what a child goes through
Because you see, they've been through it too.
What a child goes through is sometimes insane
Sometimes people offer us drugs like cocaine
And now and again on dark, scary nights
We hear sirens and gunshots because of gang fights
Death takes family and friends
Divorce takes them too
Oh, if you only knew
What a child goes through
s/N*
*>-kayLa-<* ((spoiledbrat4time))

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:47pm UTC

When you are sad I will dry your tears
When you are scared I will ease your fears
When you are worried I will give you hope
If you want to give up I'll help you cope
When you�re lost and can't see the light
I'll be your beacon shining so bright
This is my oath that I pledge to the end
Why you may ask?
Because you're my friend...
:) ~kayla

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:47pm UTC

I thought she was my best friend
The best one I've ever had
Instead I found out the truth
And what I learned was sad.
We still call each other friends
But I feel we're far apart
Though we see each other every day
I have a broken heart.
She has made new friends
And I have made some, too.
We are talking less and less
And inside I'm cold and blue.
Each and every night I pray
That she will finally see
How much I want our friendship back
And how much she means to me...
**kaylA ((aim s/N spoiledbrat4time))

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:45pm UTC

If it were all up to me
The poor would have riches
And the blind would see
The hungry would eat
And the weak would be strong
And the people with hatred would all get along
The ones who are greedy would start to share
And the unfriendly people world start to care
The thirsty would drink
And the deaf person hear
And sorrow and sadness would disappear
And this is how the world would be
If it were up to me
~kayla ((aim s/N spoiledbrat4time))

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:42pm UTC

There was this old lady who bought a house, she wanted to name it, so one day she was sitting outside on her porch and heard two boys screaming at eachother, and the one boy said "you big hairy butt", so she named her house Big Hairy Butt. Then the next day she bought a cat, she wanted to name it, then she was outside gardening and stepped on a stick and it went crack, so she named her cat Crack. Then one day she lost her cat, so she went to her neighbors and said "I looked all around my Big Hairy Butt and couldn't find my Crack". ~haha
kayla*

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:40pm UTC

There was an englishman, an irishman and a scottishman on the run from the police, they ran down an alley and found three sacks, so they each jumped in one. The police followed down the alley and decided to kick the bags to see if they were in there so they kicked the first one with the englishman in it, "meow" he said, they decided to leave it alone n went to the second one, "woof" said the scottishman and so they went to the last sack, when they kicked it the irishman just said "potatoes!"
~kaylA msg me on spoiledbrat4time

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:39pm UTC

Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress.
Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle.
Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an accident.
Only one of them survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
Answer:
The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man!
**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.
**** Men Keep scrolling
By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point: Women never listen!
^^=-O ..isnt that mean
haha.. ~kayLa

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:35pm UTC

She Was So Blonde...
...she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box
because it said "concentrate".
...she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to make up her mind.
...she told me to meet her
at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK".
...she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
...she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...she sat on the TV and watched the couch.
...she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
...she tried to drown a fish.
...she thought a quarterback was a refund.
...she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics".
...she tripped over a cordless phone.
...she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
...at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here"..
she put "Sagittarius".
...if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.
...she studied for a blood test ...and failed.
...she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...she sold the car for gas money.
...when she heard that 90% of all crimes
occur around the home, she moved.
~kayla aIm s/N spoiledbrat4time

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:33pm UTC

There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
i'm blonde and i dont get affended..i think they're funny
mSg me on spoiledbrat4time -kayLa

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 9, 2004 5:32pm UTC

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!
-->*kAyla*<--

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 5, 2004 5:18pm UTC

roses are red, violets are black, if u don't love me, then i'll give U a smack
Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen
*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!!! lol
if you want to go faster get a nascar!!!!
LIFE IS LIKE A SNOW STORM...YOU'LL MEET A LOT OF FLAKES!
normal people worry me
I 'M SORRY DO I LOOK LIKE I WAS LISTENING?
?i HaVe A bLaCkBeLt In ShOpPiNg?
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you care
Even if you're lying,
Thats what I need to hear
*Learn the rules...then break them*
*~~If My LoVe FoR yOu ToOk ThE fOrM oF wAtEr... I'd Be DrOwNiNg.~~*
onE of mii originaL's *spoiledbrat4time* <--mii s/N

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 5, 2004 5:16pm UTC

2 friends of mine are Al Kohalic and Al Kickurass
msg me at spoiledbrat4time

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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June 5, 2004 5:13pm UTC

*Ur BoDy ShOuLd Be ViSa CaUsE iT's EvErYwHeRe I wAnNa Be
*i LoSt My NuMbEr CaN i HaVe YoUrz?
*iM cAlLiN tHa CoPs, CuZ u JuS StOlE mY HeArT!
*Is It HoT iN hErE oR iS iT jUsT yOu?
*OuT oF aLl ThE fIsH iN tHe SeA yOuR tHe OnE i GoT hOoKeD oN
*Do YoU hAvE a MaP cAuSe I jUsT kEeP gEtTiN lOsT iN yOuR eYeS
*If YoUrE nAuGhTy Go tO yOuRe RoOm! If YoU wAnNa Be NaUgHtY gO tO mInE
*I LoSt My TeDdY bEaR, cAn I sLeEp WiTh YoU tOnIgHt
*Can i have a picture of you so i can show Santa what i want?
my friends call me skittles you wanna taste the rainbow?
do you eat frosted flakes? cause your bringing out the tiger in me!
excuse me do u have a bandaid? cause i skinned my knee when i fell for you!
if you were a booger id pick u first
is your dad a baker cause you got hot buns
are you from outterspace cause your out of this world
is you nickname campells cause you mmmmmm.... good
do have any over due books from the library cause you got FINE written all over you
Advice is something we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
To catch me, you gotta be fast; to find me, you gotta be smart; but to BE ME!! DAMN! You must be kidding!!
every hottie with a body, needs a cutie with a bootie
onE of mii orginaL's spoiledbrat4time <---s/N

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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May 21, 2004 3:11pm UTC

*->'WiT aN 'x' and uH 'o' DiZz LiL hOtTiE hAzZ gOt TuH gO'<-*
Hi. xl0s3rf0r3v3rx is not here right now. PLease press the number that fits your personality. Press 1 if you are really cute and you have a sweet voice and you never fight. Press 2 if you are very mean like to beat up people and you make fun of them. Press 3 repeatly if you are %n. Press 4 if you are intellgent samrt bright and wise. Press 5 if you are dumb,stupid, slow, not bright, blonde.:D
i think this is called an away.
I don't get why some people put aways up it they are just going someweheres for a little bit. Like me. I mean they end up writing this hole big paragraph just explaining that they're away, i mean its retarted. ANyways im away.

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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May 21, 2004 3:10pm UTC

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(�`�.�_)-�nUmBeR oF bReAtHs yOu TakE
(�`�.�_)-�bUt By ThE nUmBr oF mOmEnTs
(_�.��)-�tHaT tAkE oUr bReAtH [AwAy]
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iTs LikE wEn Im RoUnD
yOu nOtHiNg cAn Go
wRoNg - eVrY rEgReT
beCoMeSz fOrGoTtEn
nD aLl mY pRoBlEmSz
aRe sUdDnLy [ g0ne ]
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YoU nO tHaT iF yOu aRe eVeR iN a FiGhT tHaT i WiLl Be RiGhT tHrE TaKiNg OuT mY eArInGs AnD pUtTiNg Up My HaIr I lOvE yOu GuRlZ So MuCh...
(.:*(I look at my friends)*:.)
)*:.) Then I look at me(.:*(
(.:*( Without my friends)*:.)
)*:.) Who would i Be (.:*(
(.:*( My friends.My sistaz)*:.)
)*:.)My shadow my world(.:*(
(.:*( Where would I be )*:.)
)*:.) Without my gurlz (.:*(

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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May 21, 2004 3:09pm UTC

there is a reason why i'm away
and i don't know why that reason is
so i'll be back when i found out that reason
.x.leAve .o.n.e.*.

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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May 21, 2004 3:06pm UTC

The nite was dreary as the rain came down.
she said, "let`s go for a ride away from town."
all thru the ride, she had nothing to say.
it was almost as if something stood in her way.
then suddenly it came, out of the blue.
"my parents said i have to break up with you."
"i`m sorry," she said, "i can`t pretend."
"my parents said our love must end."
she took off his ring as tears came from his eyes
at the same time, the fear of losing her began to rise.
with tears threatening to fall, he held them back.
as he unconsciously parked the car on a railroad track.
he wrote something on a piece of paper
he held her hand and said, "read it later."
he always wished they would never part.
he said in a sad voice, "you just broke my heart."
she opened the door & walked out into the rain
thats when she saw the lights of the train.
realizing too late what she had sighted,
With the blink of an eye, metal collided all she could remember was blood running red,
and someone saying, "i`m sorry, he`s dead."
the ambulance sounded like an agony cry,
then she read the paper, and it said "without you i`d die."
sadd.. :(

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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May 21, 2004 3:04pm UTC

6 years old today mummy
A birthday gift for me
A pair of big blue eyes
thru one day I will see.
Where are we going mummy
with the rain splashing down
when it hits the sidewalk
it makes a funny sound.
Bang thru the big white doors
people dressed in green
if they hurt u mummy
just run away and scream.
Help me mummy their tearing me apart
there goes my big blue eyes
there goes my little heart.
I love u mummy believe me i do
but the worst thing is I thought u loved me to.
sadd.. :(

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2xosImPlYjAdeDox1
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May 21, 2004 3:03pm UTC

Girl: Slow down a little..I'm scared..
Guy: No, this is so much fun.
Girl: No it's not. Please, it's 2 scary
Guy: Then tell me that you love me.
Girl:Fine.I love u,now can u slow down?
Guy: Now give me a BIIIIIIG hug...
Girl: *gives him a big hug.*
Guy: Hey, can u take my helmet off & put it on? It's bugging me while I'm driving.
The next day there was a story in the newspaper. A motorcycle had crashed in2 the side of a building because the brakes were shot. There were 2 ppl on that motorcycle, but only 1 had survived.
Halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes were broken, but he didn't want 2 let the girl kno or else she wuld have been scared.
Instead, he had her say she loved him 1 last time & felt her hug 1 last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she wuld live even tho it meant that he would die.

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