There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine
and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench
his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the
machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet
Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.
Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and
inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she
pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and
50 cents change.
She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine,
studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out
came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the
business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now
spoke up.
"Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and
indignantly replied: "Well Duhhh!, I'm still winning"
i'm blonde and i dont get affended..i think they're funny
mSg me on spoiledbrat4time -kayLa