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1. 2cool
   posted a quote
   October 12, 2011 7:26pm UTC
   The Moment u Realize
   ^__^
   Ur Prince Is
   :) :D :P XD
   ^^^^^
   The Boy Standing Next To U The Whole Time!!!!!!!!
   <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
   
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2. 2cool
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2011 2:14pm UTC
   You
   Just
   Had To
   Go There !?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
   
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3. 2cool
   posted a quote
   February 4, 2011 10:24pm UTC
   When Justin Bieber said he was having a baby ,
   Bruno Mars threw a grenade at him and said :
   you're gay!! Which made Lady Gaga call
   Alejandro for help. Rihanna was scared the
   world would end, so she took drugs and
   forgot her name. Eminem said I'm not afraid of
   dying. Brittney told Rihanna drugs were toxic,
   and Rihanna told her: go work as a circus clown,
   you freak! Finally, Nelly woke up and saying. Phew !
   it was Just a dream
   
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4. 2cool
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2011 10:24pm UTC
   SHUT UP VOICES!
   ...or I'll poke you
   with a Q-tip again.
   
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5. 2cool
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2011 10:17pm UTC
   "How much is
   an Eminem?"
   "50 Cent "
   "What? That's
   Ludacris!"
   
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6. 2cool
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2011 10:14pm UTC
   MY <3
   BELONGS TO
   WHAT'S-HIS-FACE
   LOL OH YEAH AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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7. 2cool
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2011 10:08pm UTC
   First
   "Dynamite,"
   Then
   "Firework,"
   Now
   "Grenade."
   What's next?
   "Nuclear Bomb?"
   
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8. 2cool
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2011 10:00pm UTC
   I never get jealous
   when i see my ex with someone else
   that's cause my
   mom always told me to
   give my old toys to the less fortunate
   :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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9. 2cool
   posted a quote
   November 9, 2010 7:24pm UTC
   Edward isnt a vampire
   he lives in the forest
   he doesnt eat people
   and he sparkles...........
   he is a FAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
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10. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2010 7:03pm UTC
    Don't u love it when u give a little kid a high
    five and they back away like u punched them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    (all mine)
    
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11. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 5:23pm UTC
    girl: BLUB!!!
    boy: What does that mean?
    girl: It means I LOVE YOU in fish!
    boy: oh well then........ BLUB, it means same hear in my heart!
    
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12. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    Tooth brush: sometimes i feel that i have the worst job i the world!
    Toilet paper: Ya..,.....right!
    
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13. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 5:16pm UTC
    OH
    MY
    GAMMIT!!!!!
    
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14. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:54pm UTC
    FORGET
    JUSTIN BIEBER
    GIVE ME
    EMINEM!
    
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15. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:48pm UTC
    Blonde girl:What does IDK mean ?
    Brunette girl:I don't know.
    Blonde girl:Omg no one knows!
    ( I hate when this happens)
    
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16. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:44pm UTC
    when someone throws
    Skittles at you and
    says "taste the rainbow!"
    throw back some
    M&Ms and say......
    "I'm not afraid!"
    
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17. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    I did
    NOT
    just trip the
    FLOOR
    looked like it needed a
    HUG!!!!!
    
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18. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:33pm UTC
    No,Mom
    He's not my boyfriend,
    But i really wish he was.
    <3
    
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19. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:26pm UTC
    DON'T YOU LOVE IT
    WHEN YOU HAVE
    A BLONDE MOMENT
    AND YOU'RE NOT
    EVEN BLONDE
    =)
    
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20. 2cool
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2010 4:02pm UTC
    Don't you hate it
    when you are alone
    in the car with your dad,
    and an inappropriate song comes on. :P ;(
    
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