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4. dontbackdown43
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   November 9, 2010 7:36pm UTC
   Librarian at my school:
   "BE CAREFUL WITH MY STAPLER! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE&I WILL BITE YOUR DOG!"
   ^true story.
   fact, it made my day
   
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5. live_laugh_love122
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   November 9, 2010 7:37pm UTC
   The phrase "nineteen letters long" is nineteen letters long
   Now fave if you just counted
   
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7. dancer3497
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   November 9, 2010 7:38pm UTC
   THATS
   WHAT
   SHE
   SAID
   !!!!!!!
   HAHA
   HAHA
   HAHA
   
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8. xoxtina12
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   November 9, 2010 7:44pm UTC
   THE HIGHLIGHT
   OF MY FIELD
   TRIPS ARE THE BUS RIDE
   SINGING SONGS
   &
   ANNOYING THE CRAP OUT
   OF TEACHERS
   
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9. emmao99
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   November 9, 2010 7:44pm UTC
   *girl was bragging about losing her virginity*
   ONE HOUR LATER
   Girls little sister, her, and her mom are in the kitchen and the little sister is looking through her purse she girl says what are you doing? the girl's sister said I heard you lost your virginity I am trying to help you find it!
   (:
   
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12. notbob101
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    November 9, 2010 7:51pm UTC
    bella: i know what you are..
    edward: say it
    bella whispers: a purple unicorn with green stripes..
    edward: who told you?
    
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13. lovehurts88
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    November 9, 2010 7:17pm UTC
    Omg Click The Organ If You Could Be On Witty All Day And Not Be Bored :)
    
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14. uflipmyxflop32
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    November 9, 2010 7:05pm UTC
    hey sorry!
    could you repeat that? i don't speak b.i.t.c.h.
    
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17. allofthegoodusersweretaken
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    August 3, 2010 8:46am UTC
    Don't you love it when you say "hi" to a little kid and all they do is stare at you? (:
    
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