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  1. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:29am EDT
    Even the nicest people have their limits.

  2. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:23am EDT
    crush: *tells a joke*
    me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahavesexwithmehahahahahaha

  3. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 10:19am EDT
    He lost emojis beside his name.
    He has to earn them back now.

  4. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 10:10pm EDT
    When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver.

  5. 23chars 23chars
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    September 25, 2014 10:08pm EDT
    The worst feeling in the world is when you know you did your best, and it still wasn't good enough.

  6. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 10:07pm EDT
    Me: *names child Butter*
    Me: *brings home wrong child*
    Me: I can't believe it's not Butter!

  7. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 10:05pm EDT
    I WANT TO INSPIRE PEOPLE
    I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME AND SAY
    "BECAUSE OF YOU I DIDN'T GIVE UP."

  8. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 10:03pm EDT
    You are going to want to give up
    Don't.

  9. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 8:00pm EDT
    I don't understand how some of your parents don't care if your bf/gf spends the night. I get bitched at for having too many water bottles in my room.

  10. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:55pm EDT
    People who don't put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence I need.

  11. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:54pm EDT
    I can literally sit and think myself into a bad mood.

  12. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:50pm EDT
    POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE
    bring your own pool.

  13. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:49pm EDT
    "No" is too serious.
    "Nope" is too casual.
    "Nah" is just right.
    "Did you kill this man?" "Nah."

  14. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:47pm EDT
    Your tattoo says 'Only God Can Judge Me' yet, here I am.

  15. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:44pm EDT
    if anyone is ever feeling down
    just remember someone cares.
    Not me, but someone.

  16. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:42pm EDT
    There's a difference between
    somebody who wants you
    and somebody who would do
    anything to keep you. Remember that.

  17. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:41pm EDT
    You can't control how much people hate you, but you can control how much hotter you are compared to them.

  18. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:40pm EDT
    I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation.

  19. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2014 5:37pm EDT
    Imagine getting a tattoo and hearing the tattoo artist going like "oops."

  20. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2014 10:52am EDT
    BE WITH
    SOMEONE
    THAT MAKES
    YOU HAPPY

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