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23chars
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September 27, 2014 10:29am UTC

Even the nicest people have their limits.

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23chars
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September 27, 2014 10:23am UTC

crush: *tells a joke*
me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahavesexwithmehahahahahaha

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23chars
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September 27, 2014 10:19am UTC

He lost emojis beside his name.
He has to earn them back now.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 10:10pm UTC

When people tell me "you're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep until noon because I'm a problem solver.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 10:08pm UTC

The worst feeling in the world is when you know you did your best, and it still wasn't good enough.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 10:07pm UTC

Me: *names child Butter*
Me: *brings home wrong child*
Me: I can't believe it's not Butter!

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 10:05pm UTC

I WANT TO INSPIRE PEOPLE
I WANT SOMEONE TO LOOK AT ME AND SAY
"BECAUSE OF YOU I DIDN'T GIVE UP."

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 10:03pm UTC

You are going to want to give up
Don't.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 8:00pm UTC

I don't understand how some of your parents don't care if your bf/gf spends the night. I get bitched at for having too many water bottles in my room.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:55pm UTC

People who don't put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence I need.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:54pm UTC

I can literally sit and think myself into a bad mood.

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:50pm UTC

POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE
bring your own pool.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:49pm UTC

"No" is too serious.
"Nope" is too casual.
"Nah" is just right.
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah."

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:47pm UTC

Your tattoo says 'Only God Can Judge Me' yet, here I am.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:44pm UTC

if anyone is ever feeling down
just remember someone cares.
Not me, but someone.

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:42pm UTC

There's a difference between
somebody who wants you
and somebody who would do
anything to keep you. Remember that.

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23chars
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September 25, 2014 5:41pm UTC

You can't control how much people hate you, but you can control how much hotter you are compared to them.

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:40pm UTC

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation.

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23chars
posted a quote
September 25, 2014 5:37pm UTC

Imagine getting a tattoo and hearing the tattoo artist going like "oops."

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23chars
posted a quote
September 13, 2014 10:52am UTC

BE WITH
SOMEONE
THAT MAKES
YOU HAPPY

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