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  1. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    People who squirt ketchup all over their fries instead of on the side are people you don't need in your life.

  2. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:55pm UTC
    The bags
    under my eyes are
    Prada

  3. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:56pm UTC
    If you search "do the harlem shake" on Youtube, after about ten seconds, the page will begin to do The Harlem Shake itself.

  4. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:53pm UTC
    I think it's so fake how many pants have pockets that are sewn shut. Like, be real with me, don't pretend you're something you're not.

  5. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    If I was a celebrity and they asked me on the red carpet "Who are you wearing?" I would be just like "uhh.. I got this at Target.."

  6. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 3:35pm UTC
    Cheating.
    One of the most worst things you could ever do to someone. If you're not happy with who you're with, than leave them. There isn't a use staying around when you don't feel the same way anymore. Don't think about how much it's going to hurt them, of course it's going to hurt them. But cheating on them would be way worse than just breaking up with them. By breaking up with someone you're giving them time, time to get over you. By staying around just because you don't want to cause them pain will just give them false hope. Causing them even more pain. As each day does go by you're only making them suffer more and more as they fall even harder for you with each day. If you're not happy, then leave. It's as simple as that. There is no excuse for cheating on someone. If you did it, then you did it. The End. Leave while they're still capable of moving on, don't leave it too late. You never know what could happen to them if you've been there for them too long. They start to lean on you, you become a part of them. They make you their everything and once you leave, they'll be left with nothing. So leave, while they still have something...

  7. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2013 9:15pm UTC
    Being Single > Being lied to, cheated on, and disrespected.

  8. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 10:25am UTC
    Things I Try To Avoid
    - players
    - cheaters
    - my facebook pictures from 2010

  9. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    A broken heart is the worst.
    It's like having brokens ribs.
    Nobody can see the pain,
    but it's unbearable everytime you breathe.

  10. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    YOU LEFT ME
    standing on a corner crying,
    feeling like a fool for trying.
    I don't even remember why
    I'm wasting all these tears on you.

  11. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    You didn't love her.
    You just didn't want to be alone. Or maybe,
    maybe she was just good for your ego. Or,
    or maybe she made you feel better about
    your miserable life, but you didn't love her.
    Because you don't destroy the person that you love.
    ~Grey's Anatomy~

  12. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    PLL throws a plot twist every 5 minutes, and it confuses me so much sometimes I think I'm -A.

  13. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 11:27am UTC
    "I like this picture of us together!" more like "I look better than you in this photo so you should post this one."

  14. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    brain: Dude, that cake has lots of calories.
    heart: *singing* I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT!

  15. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    distance sucks,
    my room is so far from the kitchen.

  16. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    The one level on the logo guessing games that make you just want to delete the whole app <<<<<

  17. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 1:58pm UTC
    Hunger Games Quote #141
    When your job is being you, there is never a day off.
    -Effie Trinket

  18. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:43pm UTC
    summer is real cute until every type of insect comes out of the bottom layer of Hell.

  19. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:40pm UTC
    I don't really forgive people. I just pretend it's okay and wait for my opportunity to destroy them.

  20. 23chars 23chars
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    Started from the bottom and now believe it or not I still currently here just sitting at the bottom.

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