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  1. muffinsandwitty7557 muffinsandwitty7557
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    We are 90's kids...
    We watched Disney films not Disney channel.
    It was Sabrina the Teenage Witch not Wizards of Waverly Place.
    We liked The Nightmare Before Christmas as kids before all the creepy crap started.
    We are the Harry Potter generation.
    It was Interview with the Vampire before Twilight.
    We could be the last creatures on earth to have our birth year start with the number one.


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  4. 321pazzy123 321pazzy123
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2012 3:52am UTC
    I JUST GOT...
    One Direction tickets
    I've NEVER been HAPPIER!

    NOT MY FORMAT


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  6. Sammie_LovesYu Sammie_LovesYu
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Just that one Boy(:
    Chapter One ♥ Shane's P.O.V
    “SHANE GET YOU’RE A** OUT OF BED” yelled my brother Cory
    he’s always waking me up and it just irritates me
    I dragged myself out of bed and threw on my jeans and my Black veil Brides shirt
    I don’t really care about my appearance because the girl I’m in love with is dating the football captain typical
    Cheerleader dating the football captain
    I don’t stand a chance
    I threw on my Converse and ran out the door
    And started to walk to school as my brother started his car
    My brother is in 12th grade and I’m in 10th
    He doesn’t like people knowing that I’m his little brother
    It would hurt his reputation
    Even though we have the same last name he just tells people
    He hasn’t met me
    He’s the captain of the lacrosse team
    And if anyone heard he was related to the weirdo 10th grader they would flip
    But whatever I like it better that we don’t talk
    I’m the kid at school that gets bullied
    But I just don’t care
    I walked to school
    And went to my locker
    I don’t talk to anyone anymore
    Since my best friend Skyler and Kyler killed themselves this past august because of bullies
    Guess I am just that one boy
    First chapter kinda scared :/
    should i keep going
    because this is just the beginning


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  8. unic0rn unic0rn
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:47pm UTC
    Rich Girl: Oh Em Gee. Look at this brand new, shiny private jet my mommy and daddy just bought me!!!
    Me: Sometimes, my mom buys me chapstick when we go to Walmart

  9. Whor_an Whor_an
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    You okay ?
    Nope.
    nmq/nmf
    Me either, let's kill people.
    nmq/n

  10. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    How girls flirt,
    She'll sneak glimpses of you so she won't get caught staring, but you'll notice it anyways. She'll wait for you to start a conversation, and as soon as you start one, she won't ever want to stop talking to you. She'll hit you and punch you playfully. She'll be mean to you specially because it's easier to be mean than to actually let you in on [♥] [♥] [♥]
    HoW she Feels.

  11. wittyness wittyness
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 11:05pm UTC
    Some girls are just like:
    OMG ONE DIRECTION THEY'RE SO HOT
    WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL AHHH
    And i just like:
    I will forever love you guys silently...
    NMF

  12. chelseaquotesx6 chelseaquotesx6
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 12:16pm UTC
    Glasses don't make Zayn look hot,
    Zayn makes glasses look hot

  13. YouAreLovedXo YouAreLovedXo
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 12:08pm UTC
    Girl: I'm depressed
    Society: You're overreacting
    Girl: I cut myself
    Society: It's for attention
    Girl: *kills herself*
    Society: We never saw the signs

  14. Morgz126 Morgz126
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2012 9:08am UTC
    While with friends..
    "Lets take a picture!"
    *takes picture*
    Friend 1: Omg! I love it!
    Friend 2: Delete it now.

  15. italiangirl3 italiangirl3
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:14pm UTC
    The other day in my gym class,
    we were playing wiffle ball
    and a girl who is autistic
    hit the ball,
    and ran all the way to home base.
    And after she did
    she high fived everyone on the team
    with a huge smile on her face.
    Fav if you think that's adorable
    nmf


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  17. ily4eva2012 ily4eva2012
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:53am UTC
    forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.
    You have a pen too?
    cool, whens the wedding ?
    NMF.

  18. gimmesun123 gimmesun123
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 5:22am UTC
    Dear Thighs,
    When I decide to wear shorts, please
    co-operate.
    Sincerely,
    I Don't Want To Sit Down.


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