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1DRPhenomeniall
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December 24, 2012 11:07am UTC

if my calculations are correct,
SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 10:51am UTC

kissing test♥
1.hold you breath
2.click add a quote
3.copy and past this quote
4.good now if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 8:08am UTC

Love
isn't about
finding the
perfect person,
it's about seeing
an imperfect person
perfectly ♥

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 8:00am UTC

Love
is just a word
until
SOMEONE
comes along
and gives it
meaning.

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 24, 2012 7:44am UTC

You'll have to speak up. I'm wearing a towel.

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 22, 2012 6:58am UTC

Mum: I'll just be a sec, I forgot the milk. Wait here.
Me: Ok, wait! Wheres the milk isle?
Mum: Just down there.
Me: But it's miles away! Be quick I don't like it when you leave me alone!
Mum: Ur 16 for God's sake!
Me: ..... BYE! *starts to get scared*
Mum: Ye bye!
*2 minutes later*
Me:...
Me:Mum please where are you!?
Me:Mum get her now the lines moving really quick!
Me:Oh No!
Cashier: Next Please.
Me: ..... *sweating crazily*
Me: * faints*

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:09pm UTC

So today I nearly murdered a girl in my class when she invited two of my best friends to go and see One Direction with her because they are the only other people that like 1D...
SHE OBVIOUSLY HASN'T SEEN MY CLOSET DOOR.. or well.. just about my whole room and house....

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 12:06pm UTC

I love Christmas!
Coz I can post all the cheesy jokes from crackers on my profile and laugh when I look back at them next Christmas and they've been up for 12 moths moths and have no faves :)

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:09pm UTC

I just add ALL my quotes to funny coz i figured thats where most people hang out...
Anyone else?
No.. I guess its just me then :)

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 4:05pm UTC

Me:*picks up toothbrush off shelf*
*Everything else on shelf falls over*
Me: WOAH THERE GUYS! NO NEED TO EXZADERATE!

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 4:00pm UTC

Having staring contests with random people without telling them ♥
Just to feel like a winner....

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 18, 2012 3:57pm UTC

Yunno, when I say
'I'm cold'
Thats when you're supposed to wrap your arms around me and we snuggle up together ♥

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 2:09pm UTC

I wanna live on my own when I'm older,
Just so I can secretley watch Disney Channel...

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
December 16, 2012 2:05pm UTC

웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃웃 웃 웃 웃 웃 웃
Which one's gay?
Exactly. We're all the same, no matter what sexuality.

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
November 26, 2012 10:50am UTC

Has anyone else noticed that the "&"
charecter looks like a man dragging his
but across the floor...

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
November 24, 2012 12:39pm UTC

So an English teacher wrote on the whiteboard:
a woman without her man is nothing
and then asked them to punctuate it.
All the males wrote:
A woman, without her man, is nothing
All the femals wrote:
A woman: without her, a man is nothing.

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:59am UTC

Wife:Honey, can I ask you something?
Husband:Sure honey, what is it?
Wife:If someday I'll be ugly and fat, will you stay with me?
Husband:I'm still with you now arent I?

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:52am UTC

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason that I have trust issues.

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:32am UTC

Type your name: Dulcie
Type your name with your elbow: DEu7locdfu8ie
Type your name with your eyes closed: dulcie
Type your name with your nose: e7od83
Bash your head into the keyboard: d,x 5r4uiw3
With your tongue:DULIE
Now repost this with your name :]

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1DRPhenomeniall
posted a quote
November 18, 2012 6:24am UTC

Click Here to get your
free One Direction CD!
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Hurry! Offer
ends 5th of December!

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