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  1. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 10:19pm UTC
    Girl: I want you to be
    my boyfriend forever.
    Boy: I don't.
    Girl: Why? :( .......
    Boy: Because then I
    can't be your husband. :)

  2. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    KIDZ BOP
    is on their 21st album.
    Their first one came out in late 2002.
    Don't you feel old.

  3. sayheyilyx sayheyilyx
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 1:05am UTC
    I wish that my love could
    be like volleyball. Just call "MINE!" & everyone backs off...♥
    jayciecutie01's format
    nmq//saw it on facebook

  4. sarahjune sarahjune
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 8:19pm UTC
    Hi my name is
    _____________
    (insert name here)
    and im a
    Temple Run
    addict


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  6. swimmyshark swimmyshark
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 5:05pm UTC
    P R I N G L E S ,
    should have a push up bottom

  7. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 3:03pm UTC
    people say
    'hate' is a strong word, yet people play with 'love' like its nothing

  8. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    Ever since i met you
    it hasn't been the same
    all you got me doing
    is drawing hearts around your name ♥

  9. xoxoshelbyraexoxo xoxoshelbyraexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    HALLOWEEN.
    When you go to the richer looking houses, thinking you'll get a bucked full of candy,and they give you one. Piece. Of. Candy.
    Damn bastards.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. tty2009 tty2009
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 6:21pm UTC
    Every year
    I realized how stupid I was
    the year before

  12. GlamourGirl GlamourGirl
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    If he only wants your
    breasts,legs,and thighs
    send him to KFC

  13. Emileeee Emileeee
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2011 3:17pm UTC
    They say a picture is
    worth a thousand
    words...
    But when I see yours,
    only 3 come to mind.
    'I love you...'


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. lisac517 lisac517
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2011 5:11pm UTC
    10 years ago
    we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs.
    Please dont let Kevin Bacon die.

  17. Sandrasaurus Sandrasaurus
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    I’m gonna love you
    like i've never been broken
    I’m gonna say it
    like it's never been spoken
    I’m gonna give it
    like it's never been taken
    I’m gonna fall
    like i don't need saving
    Unbroken - Demi Lovato





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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. whoyouare_77 whoyouare_77
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    I ran into you today.
    Did you notice how I talked louder?
    How I laughed a lot more?
    How there was a giant smile on my face?
    Or was there someone else on your mind?

:)

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