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posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:26pm UTC

My best friend: Knock knock
Me: Whose there?
My best friend: Interrupting cow
Me: Wait, wha-
My best friend: MOO!
Me: O.O

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:17pm UTC

-Texting my crush-
Me: Hey
A minute later...
OMIGOD WHY DID I SAY THAT?! NOW HE'LL THINK I'M NEEDY!!!

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posted a quote
August 21, 2012 3:51pm UTC

Dog backwards is God. Fave if you love your
dog and think that it is an angel in disguise.
<3 <3 <3
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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 2:38pm UTC

I just faved all of my quotes so I could get a bunch of
notifications.
Teehee.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 2:24pm UTC

Embarrassing Story 2#
Once I was walking with my best friend and she asked me who my crush was, so I said the boy's name, and suddenly my teacher overheard me and shouted, "I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR CRUSH!" and everyone heard her. I wanted to disappear.
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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 2:16pm UTC

SUICIDE:
Should not exist. but what is a quote going to do?
its going to do a lot. I want a petition to go around
of witty and i want you to repost this quote with your
name signed. after i get all of these names i am going to
make a youtube video of all the witty profile names
that took out a few minutes to read and repost this quote.
lets show these people how much we care and someday we can put a end to this!
staystrong
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posted a quote
August 21, 2012 2:07pm UTC

Embarrassing Story 1#
Once, in class, my crush caught me staring at him. I closed my eyes to make it look like I had only been blinking, but I could still feel that he was looking, so I kept them shut. Right after that, My teacher yelled at me for sleeping in class. My crush cracked up.
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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:55pm UTC

Feel old yet?
Shrek 1: Came out 11 years ago
Monster's Inc.:Came out 11 years ago
Dylan and Cole Sprouse: 20 years old
Miley Cyrus: Engaged
Hilary Duff: Mom
That's So Raven: Been off of TV for 6 years
Lizzie McGuire: Ended 9 years ago
The Powerpuff Girls: Came out 14 years ago
Kim Possible: Last episode was 7 years ago

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 1:35pm UTC

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but
dinosaurs still exist, right?
^___^

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:29pm UTC

Dear parents,
Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy.
Snow White lived alone with seven men.
Pinocchio was a liar.
Robin Hood was a theif.
Tarzan walked around with no clothes on.
A stranger kissed Sleeping Beauty and she married him.
Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.
YOU CAN'T BLAME US.
We were taught to rebel since a young age.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:22pm UTC

1# Did you know that...
Thomas Edison (The inventor of the lightbulb)
was afraid of the dark ?
Fave for more <3

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:18pm UTC

At a friend's house
A normal person: What a nice home!
Me: What's your wifi password?

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 12:01pm UTC

Dear Teachers,
If I sit next to my best friend, I'll whisper
to her. If you move me away, I'll shout to her.
Your choice.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:58am UTC

Don't text me when I'm in the middle of
texting you. Now I have to change my text.
✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉ ✉

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:52am UTC

"You ask!"
"No, you!"
"Pls just ask?"
"Why can't you do it?"
"Fine...Excuse me, can we have some ketchup?"

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:37am UTC

Teenagers are the most misunderstood
people on the planet. We are treated
like children, yet expected to act like
adults.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:18am UTC

Please don't see me,
Please don't see me,
Please don't see me,
"Heeeeeyyyyy!"
Darn.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 11:11am UTC

Did you know that...
"Stressed" spelled backwards is"Desserts" ?
Fave for series <3

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 10:51am UTC

Sometimes, I wish I had a time machine so
I could go to the past, visit my mom as a
teen, and see if we would get along.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 20, 2012 12:48pm UTC

My family thinks I'm quiet.
My friends think I'm outgoing.
My best friends think I'm INSANE!!!

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