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0lives
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 2:15pm UTC

HEY!
Do you have a Wattpad account?
Do you want more comments / votes/ reads?
If so, go to the link below and message me.
http://www.wattpad.com/user/0lives

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posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:27pm UTC

HEY!
Do you have a Wattpad account?
Do you want more comments / votes/ reads? If so, go to the link below and message me.
http://www.wattpad.com/user/0lives

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posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:17pm UTC

Do you have a Wattpad account and want
more FANS / VOTES / READS? Just go to the
link below and message me about it!
http://www.wattpad.com/user/0lives

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posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:14pm UTC

Do you have a Wattpad account and
want more fans / votes / reads? Just go to the
link below and message me about it!
http://www.wattpad.com/user/0lives

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0lives
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 1:02pm UTC

It ticks me off when:
My friend and I are having a texting conversation and suddenly they
stop talking and I don't say anything about it.
My friend and I are having a texting conversation and I have to do
something for a few minutes and they start saying,
"OMG WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!?!!"

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0lives
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:47pm UTC

2# Did you know that...
The creator of Family Guy, Seth MacFarlane,
was booked on the plane that was taken over on
9/11 but arrived late and missed it?
Wow.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 25, 2012 4:32pm UTC

For those of you that don't know,
Jerry Nelson, the man who played "the
Count" on Sesame Street died two days ago.
R.I.P to him. Thank you for helping make
my childhood. The Count was always one of my favorite puppets =)

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 2:08pm UTC

_____________
|__|___|___|___| "Collecting your jar of hearts..."
| ♥ ♥ ♥ | -Christina Perri
| ♥ ♥ |
|__♥__|

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 12:52pm UTC

"Squidward, you're steaming! You're like
a steamed vegetable, only smarter..."
-Spongebob Squarepants

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:47am UTC

Store rules:
Boys: No shirt, no service.
Girls: No shirt, no charge.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 10:22am UTC

Yesterday I was looking through old photo
albums. I found a picture of my great, great
grandma. I bet that she would've
never guessed that one day her daughter's
daughter's daughter would
be holding it in her hands.
Wow.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:59am UTC

It sucks that...
The first day of school is the longest day ever
and the last day of summer is the shortest :(

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:53am UTC

"Books are for people who wish
they were somewhere else."
-Mark Twain

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:41am UTC

I hear that you're a player.
So let's play a game.
Let's sweet talk.
Let's give eachother nicknames.
Let's take long walks together.
Let's hang out with eachother's friends.
Let's hold eachother.
Let's kiss and hug.
And whoever falls in love first?
Loses.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:31am UTC

Believe
in
Yourself

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:25am UTC

W T F
(Where's the food)

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0lives
posted a quote
August 22, 2012 9:20am UTC

I DARE YOU.
wear no makeup
scruff up your hair
wear the worst clothes you can find
kiss your crush
prove a popular wrong
smile and laugh randomly
tell lame dad jokes
make faces
I DARE YOU
to be yourself for one day, 100%

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:55pm UTC

Some days you are the statue, and some days you are the pigeon. Learn to accept that.

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:47pm UTC

Act like a lady,
Think like a boss.
♛

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0lives
posted a quote
August 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC

Me: Mom, can you make me some food?
Mom: Get it yourself.
Me: Nevermind, I'm not hungry.

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