Best Workout Quotes This Week

Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 9:00pm UTC

Me: Why does water cost more than soda?
Me: Why does salad cost more than a hamburger?
Me: Why does fruit cost more than candy?
Me: Why do vegetables cost more than chips?
Me: Why do workout clothes cost more than cute shirts?
Me: Why do sports bras cost more than regular bras?
Me: Why does spandex cost more than jean shorts?
Me: Why?

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 7:59pm UTC

So my boyfriend goes to this gym every weekend.
And this girl flirts with him every time he goes.
But he doesn't like her because
1) He's dating me
2) He's gay.
So this time she said
"Soooo do you have any tips for a good workout?"
He looked her up and down and said
"Well to get rid of all that belly fat..."
I love him.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 11:07pm UTC

Eating junk food after working out doesn't defeat the purpose, it justifies the cause.

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elisabethelis
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 2:06pm UTC

are your
EXCUSES
more important than your
DREAMS ?

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 12:25am UTC

Today I decided to work out.
Today was the first day in a long time that I actually exerted myself. I was covered in sweat from all the running and exercising I did. You know what?? I loved it. I loved the feeling of pushing myself. I loved the feeling of releasing all that energy. I loved the burn afterwards saying I got stronger. Most of all though, I loved the shower afterwards. Knowing that I earned that shower was the best part yet.

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† *
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:42pm UTC

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I still workout everyday.
I think moving my mouth counts.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 8:18pm UTC

Why do sit ups
when you can just sit down?

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Pesadilla
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 5:15am UTC

life would be so much easier if working out was as tempting as eating is

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
January 20, 2014 1:14am UTC

So yesterday me and my friend decided we were going to go to sleep at 1:15 AM and by
1:30 AM we literally decided to have a 7 minute workout and let me tell ya' it was pathetic.

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Breeze
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 9:47am UTC

Chatrooms
lobby--create chatroom---popout
Randomness
Leave room | Invite user
Format by Breeze ==
●-/-●-/
Guy1: Our class is cancelled on Thursday! That means I get more time to play basketball!
Me: I haven't done any exercise since... 2010...
Guy1: You're a girl. You don't have to.
Guy1 has left the chatroom
Guy2 has entered the chatroom
Me: Hey...
Me: Read the stuff above... I didn't know what to say.
Guy2: Hahaha well guys are less picky with girls xD
Me: Girls suck...
Guy2: Guys have to work out to at least look better
Guy2: But guys will go for every girl.
Guy2: Not a girl for every guy.
Guy2: But a guy for every girl.
Breeze
Friend2
●●●
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY
Format by Breeze

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courtneylol_*
posted a quote
April 24, 2013 3:39pm UTC

Me I'm gonna start exercising today and be healthy!
Me: *does one sit-up*
Me: I think I'll just stay down here. It's pretty comfy anyways.

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
February 23, 2014 11:42am UTC

If you can work out without listening to music, I applaud you.

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DeathlyHallows
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 8:48pm UTC

I don't do any sports besides shopping, but there's a lot of walking in that. Sometimes even running if there is a sale going on.

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ourlastsummer
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 9:02pm UTC

When asked by a friend "Is that fun?" while doing burpees voluntarily in gym class, I answered simply "It will be."
When I can run in just my sports bra
When I no longer have to suck in my gut
When I can lift myself to the bar 'with the greatest of ease'
When I can believe him when he says I am beautiful
When they look at me and say "wow" for the right reasons.
It will be fun.

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What_I_Really_Think
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 12:06pm UTC

Me exercising:
Me: here we go!
Me: we? I have no friends lol...
Me: let's just warm up
Me: pffft who needs a warm up?
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: me, me, me! I need a warm up!
Me: *warms up*
Me: and now on with the actual work out!
Me: *works out*
Me: the paiiiiiiin!!!!
Me: whyyyyyyyy??!
Me: help me!!!!
Me: I still have to cool down though!
Me: eh no I don't, I'll be fine!
*next day*
Me: I'm not fine, I'm not fine!

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Fitness_Quotes
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 3:14pm UTC

I don't trust any girl
that still looks pretty after a workout

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
June 12, 2013 11:53am UTC

The amazing feeling
After an intense workout

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 9:05pm UTC

This isn't mine but i need to exercise.
So comment your name.
a=10 aquats
b= 4 push ups
c= 30 seconds of running in place
d= glass of water
e= 10 situps
f= 20 jumping jacks
g= 20 seconds touching toes
h= 20 seconds stretching
i= football running in place for 20 seconds
j= 10 seconds of jumping
k= hold one leg each for 10 seconds
l= glass of water
m= 5 one arm pushups
n= run up and down the stairs for 20 seconds
o= walk around my room for 20 seconds
p= lift a weight for 15 seconds
q= 20 lunges
r= 20 bicycle crunches
s= 10 side lunges
t= 10 squat jumps
u= wall sit for 10 seconds
v= 10 seconds of planking
w= dance for 10 seconds
x= 10 jumping jacks
y= 3 pushups
z= 20 squats
Please help me out!!

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Erica_213
posted a quote
February 27, 2013 6:57pm UTC

That moment when you think..
man, i really need to start doing crunches.

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brillt27
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 1:19pm UTC

i bought a set of Insanity Workout DVDs but i havent lost a pound which is bullsh1t because i've been sat here for two weeks watching them

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