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  1. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Everyone freaks out
    over stolen jokes...
    but imagine how annoyed the guy who made up the
    "why did the chicken cross the road?"
    joke must be

  2. Ethanol Ethanol
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    When I offer you a mint,
    its not because I want you to have it,
    it's because your breathe stinks.
    So don't tell me that you don't want it,
    you need it motherfu/cker.

  3. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 7:00pm UTC
    "YOU MISS 100% OF THE
    SHOTS YOU DON'T
    TAKE -Wayne Gretzky"
    -MICHAEL SCOTT

  4. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2015 2:13pm UTC
    “ The key to a happy life is to accept that you're never actually in control. ”
    ( Simon Masrani )
    Amenah's format

  5. LifeHunter LifeHunter
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    A wise man once said you can have anything in life, if you sacrifice everything else for it. What he meant is, nothing comes without a price. So before you go into battle you better decide how much you're willing to lose.

  6. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2015 10:11pm UTC
    "It is always easy to wake up a person who is fast asleep,
    but never those people who pretend to be deep in sleep."
    ~Anuj Somany

  7. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2015 10:16pm UTC
    “If a person finds the negative people in his network, then he needs to mind or mend his own nature than others for his basic grounding decides only the level of acidic or toxic surrounding.”
    ~ Anuj Somany

  8. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2015 12:29pm UTC
    "To know the true nature of a person unknown, just see closely and correctly the character of known people who truly like him or her."
    ~Anuj Somany

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2015 2:10am UTC
    "A person is only as fair to oneself as the people often hanging around him or her, here and there, truly care towards ones who are not personally or professionally related to them anywhere."
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2015 9:38pm UTC
    “If a person finds the negative people in his network,
    then he needs to mind or mend his own nature than others
    for his basic grounding decides only the level of acidic or toxic surrounding.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  11. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2015 1:47pm UTC
    "More Happiness Inside is Less Enjoyment Outside"
    ~Anuj Somany

  12. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 1:17pm UTC
    “SELFISHNESS
    is the biggest form of helplessness as it makes the person blind so much that he fails to search his true self for being always in the lurch.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  13. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2015 2:19am UTC
    "When the task is simple, anyone can do it; but if difficult then employ for it someone who have multiple job experience as then he could visualise its solution from different angle because of his past exposure."
    ~Anuj Somany

  14. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2015 1:24am UTC
    "Stupids enjoy life the most for they can never realise the value of the precious things lost & the life is hardest to the wisest for his thoughts often do not go down well easily with the opinion of the rest."
    ~Anuj Somany

  15. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 5:37pm UTC
    "Entering in a confectionary to ask for dietetic cookies is like entering a strip club asking for huggies"
    ~Anonymous~

  16. AnonymousGirl98 AnonymousGirl98
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    "Woman is the unexplained creature that will figure out even the smallest lie, but will believe that commercial about losing 5 kilos every month."
    ~Anonymous~

  17. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2015 12:16am UTC
    "A foolproof formula to keep MARRIED LIFE intact is to undeniably accept that a husband has to always prove himself to be a fool to his wife and never expect her to reflect to correct herself at any time."
    ~Anuj Somany

  18. youwontunderstandxo youwontunderstandxo
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:29pm UTC
    You Live
    ONCE
    So Think
    TWICE

  19. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2015 3:47am UTC
    "CLASSES differentiate themselves from MASSES by the yardstick of mental prowess standard than by the monetary power status. A TRUE LEADER hails from the classes and OTHERS belong to the masses."
    ~Anuj Somany

  20. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2015 4:33am UTC
    "An entrepreneurial spirit that is sought in the workforce
    should not be mixed and confused with the spirit that an entrepreneur has got , as there are enough evidences and instances in which a person who has failed as an employee has turned out to be a successful entrepreneur."
    ~Anuj Somany

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