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When I offer you a mint,
its not because I want you to have it,
it's because your breathe stinks.
So don't tell me that you don't want it,
you need it motherfu/cker.




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When I offer you a mint, its not because I want you to have it,

29 faves · Apr 21, 2013 12:30pm

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