Best Wittyfamous Quotes This Year

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 20, 2013 6:23pm UTC

How to Get a Top Quote:
- Be yourcool
- Be Hale_Storm18
- Be jimmy365
- Be lovecrazy
- Be BlackButterflies

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 5:16pm UTC

Are you totally NOT Witty famous
but still want that 1000 notifications you've always dreamed of? Well here's a super simple way to get those 1000 notifications!
Pay attention to these directions! They get confusing!
Step 1: Have alot of free time
Step 2: Make 1000 quotes
Step 3: Favorite your 1000 quotes you just created
There's your 1000 notifications! No need to thank me, I know i am brilliant. (:

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 8:15pm UTC

Sometimes I really wanna talk to Witty famous people, but then I'm like
"No, don't do it. They're so out of your league. Don't do it. You'll just embarrass yourself."

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 7, 2013 6:50pm UTC

How to become Witty Famous:
1) Be a guy who only post quotes saying "All girls are beautiful" but not mean a word of it.
2) Be a guy who's secretly a girl.
3) Steal from tumblr.
4) Steal from iFunny.
5) Claim to be best friends with someone who's witty famous.
6) Claim to be awkward and ugly but you're actually a Victoria's Secret model or Hooters stripper.
7) Be Steve.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 3:36pm UTC

Are all Witty famous people friends with other Witty famous people?
Seriously, this has been bugging me for a really long time.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 28, 2013 6:41pm UTC

I almost find it pointless to follow yourcool
because all of her quotes show up in the top section anyways

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 22, 2013 11:21pm UTC

me: Hey
some witty famous person: hi
me: okay, act cool
me: omg i can't believe you're actually talking to me your actually know i exist i love your quotes you're so pretty i hope we can be best friends i love your ok

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:38pm UTC

Witty famous person: *follows 0 people*
Witty famous person: *has 4567898765456789GIRAFFE567897654 followers*
Me: *follows 0 people*
Me: *has -5 followers*
Witty famous person: *follows 4567876545789876545789 people*
Witty famous person: *has 245678998765456278937476463 followers*
Me: *has 1 follower*
My 1 follower: *is my mom*
Mom: *unfollows*
Me: But mom...
Mom: Charlie, your quotes suck.
Me: Yeah I know.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Me: *writes quote*
Me: *submits quote*
later
Quote: *30 faves*
Me: OH MY GOD.
Me: I GOT 30 FAVES.
Me: AM I WITTY FAMOUS YET?????

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 4:34pm UTC

I would just like to say that it kills me
to see that people who post unoriginal and stolen quotes are really popular here.
And the people who are original and meaningful are left with nothing.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
February 18, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Me: *logs on to witty*
Witty: *3 notifications*
Me: And I would like to thank the acadamy...

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
September 14, 2013 6:15pm UTC

*Insert funny quote that people will love and favourite that'll make me Witty famous here*

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Vic Fuentes*
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 6:23pm UTC

Normal People: *50 faves* My quotes must suck..
Me: *1 fave* OMGOMG IM WITTY FAMOUS.

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daniigee
posted a quote
April 6, 2013 10:00am UTC

When I favorite a quote, I don't look at the person who wrote it, I look at the quote itself and favorite it because I like the quote. Not because they're "witty famous" or I follow them.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 6:30pm UTC

It's almost funny, you know?
All the people who aren't famous on here are extremely nice people who are so kind and caring.
Half the witty famous people are judgemental b*tches that are popular for such unknown reasons.
And the other half of witty famous people are so kind and sweet but are mistaken for bad people.

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heartofgold
posted a quote
May 12, 2013 9:54am UTC

How to be witty famous;
- be pretty
- be a boy
- be Steve

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bella5296
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 6:40pm UTC

That moment when, out of the 30 top quotes for the day,
21 are by the same person.
-_-

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soccertrack
posted a quote
June 5, 2013 5:39pm UTC

I want to be Witty famous so fricken bad,
Have all the followers I never had.
And every time I close my eyes,
I see my face on "People You Might Like"
A different top quote every ni-i-ight.
I swear, y'all better prepare,
For when I'm Witty famous!

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games Fans: Nope, I'm good.

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*Death*
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 11:49pm UTC

Goals:_
get a top quote
figure out who is witty famous
find out what witty famous even means
not relapse
make friends his schol year
not fail my classes
survive the year
stay positive
get a fave from:
BrighterThanAnyone
BlackButterflies
WittyxxGirlxx
1Dfan
Hale_Storm18
BravoSierra
Breeze
Ethanol
LittleDirectionerDeBono
Rajsonkar
Get on witty more often and post more quotes

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