Wii Quotes

chachawawabubu
posted a quote
April 29, 2014 9:35pm UTC

Me: *Creeps downstairs to eavesdrop on parents' convo*
Dad: So do you want to do it?
Mom: Only if you're up for it.
Dad: It's been a couple years since we did it.
Mom: Yeah, it's been a while. But what about Anna(me)?
Dad: We'll just have to be quiet.
Mom: *sexually* I don't think I can be quiet.
At this point I'm throwing up in my mouth...
Me: *Runs in room screaming* You guys are sick! I'm scarred, seriously, my life is ruined. I'll never think the same way about se.x again!
Parents: *Burst out laughing*
They're both holding freaking Wii consoles in their hands, Just Dance 4 is on the tv screen.
Me: What the-
Mom: Psych!
Dad: Sucker, you fell for it. We knew you were listening.
Me: . . .
Mom: Now, tell me, how did you used to think about se.x before?
And that's literally how my night went. I'm not even kidding. My parents are craptards -_-

👍 this is good · read the comments · 30 points

capsized*
posted a quote
July 21, 2013 1:08am UTC

youre about as useless as the blue shell when youre in first place in mario kart

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 8:23pm UTC

Me: *presses 'play' on Mario Kart*
Me: Maybe I'll run and quickly get a tissue before I play. I have runny nose.
Me: *gets tissue*
Me: *makes lemonade*
Me: *makes sandwich*
Me: *checks witty*
Me: *listens to pandora*
Me: *studies for finals*
Me: *goes back to living room*
Wii: YOU LOSE
Me: But I only got a tissue...

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 42 points

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 6:53pm UTC

When I was little and got a haircut,
my top priority was to update my Mii character

👍 this is good · read the comments · 53 points

MacTheGreat
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC

I have a Wii Sports related injury.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Kyl3ighTennilleXOXOXO
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 5:23am UTC

What do I do when bored:
~ Go on my computer to see if anything exciting happened on facebook.
~ Check my witty to see if I have any new followers and/or faves/comments.
~play minecraft
~watch shane dawson
~watch smosh
~watch tobuscus
~play skyrim
~play the wii (u)
~watch T.V.
~stare at a wall
~listen to shane dawsons music
~draw/sketch
~write stories/lyrics/quotes/blogs
~make music videos

👍 this is good · read the comments · 8 points

SummerSunset
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 6:24pm UTC

My mom got an Ipad,
which is suprising because she doesn't even know how to turn the Wii on.

👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points

Witty Profiles

Wii Quotes