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MacTheGreat

1. MacTheGreat
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   March 1, 2014 6:14pm UTC
   20 years ago today Patty Bieber gave birth to the Anti-Chris t
   
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2. MacTheGreat
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   October 8, 2013 8:31pm UTC
   I save all my hallpasses just incase one of my teachers becomes famous and I want their autograph.
   
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3. MacTheGreat
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   April 28, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   Not to spoil anything but Harry's a wizard.
   
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4. MacTheGreat
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   April 14, 2013 6:36pm UTC
   Okay, I have to admit. This has been following me for years. It's my deepest, darkest secret. There's been much controversy over it, but... I let the dogs out.
   
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5. MacTheGreat
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   March 27, 2013 7:30pm UTC
   You don't know competition until you're one of the last two in musical chairs.
   
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6. MacTheGreat
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   March 21, 2013 7:41pm UTC
   I feel like a butt-dial is a polite form of a booty-call.
   
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7. MacTheGreat
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   March 20, 2013 8:11pm UTC
   I hate when I call shotgun but the cops throw me in the back anyways.
   
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8. MacTheGreat
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   March 19, 2013 9:22pm UTC
   Things mimes say:
   
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9. MacTheGreat
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   March 19, 2013 5:23pm UTC
   I have a Wii Sports related injury.
   
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10. MacTheGreat
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    March 18, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    How do you know when you run out of invisible ink?
    
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11. MacTheGreat
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    March 18, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    Gonna go procrastinate. Meh.. maybe later.
    
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12. MacTheGreat
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    March 18, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Sometimes I read read as read but it's supposed to be read as read.
    
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13. MacTheGreat
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    March 18, 2013 4:23pm UTC
    Is your name Wifi? Cause I'm feeling a connection.
    
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14. MacTheGreat
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    March 18, 2013 3:10pm UTC
    Eh.. I'm new. And this is confusing. Could someone help?
    I need a Witty friend to help.
    
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15. MacTheGreat
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    March 18, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    Hi.. x) I'm Mac. 16 years old. Uh.. I got this thing that said to join Witty.. so.. I did. I thought I'd try it out. This is kinda confusing.. but.. uh.. anyways, hi. ;D
    
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