FluffyScamp posted a quote
January 31, 2013 6:26pm UTC
Today, I received my first detention. A guy had the nerve to "compliment" me, on my chest. And well, I may or may not have hit him, while yelling some very colorful words. Waddup detention. Waddup.
Butterbear posted a quote
July 21, 2013 10:54pm UTC
So when I was 5 I lived in this house up in the woods with my dad and I could never sleep so I would always walk out to his room and just stand there staring at him in the dark until he woke up like those posessed little girls in horror movies and that's why he has scare problems.
DeathOfASon posted a quote
July 2, 2013 2:09pm UTC
this one time in 6th grade these three girls would bully me and call me a fallggot so instead of just taking it I put cigarettes in all of their purses and went to the counselor fake crying saying I was "worried about my friends dying of cancer" and they all got suspended and two of them got pulled out of school by their moms.
WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND HE SAID listen here you lil shît lemme tell you one thing I'm the real slim shady
How to avoid getting in trouble after sneaking out You: *enter the house* Parent: Where did you go? You: Where did you come from Cotton Eyed Joe? You: *continue to dance around your parent until you reach your bedroom*
i want to build a house inside your ribcage and live there next to your heart forever. forever is a short word and a long time, but it is made up of a million tiny infinities stacked together like playing cards, and love is a game that everyone tries to cheat at but no one knows how to win.
One time, my friends and I were walking down the stairs at school and one of them told a joke. I was laughing so hard that I fell down the stairs laughing and when I got up, I was still laughing and then we just kept walking and didn't talk about that incident ever again
Gym Teacher: How many of you guys are fit? Me: *raises hand* Kid: Define fit Gym Teacher: Uhm, you can walk up a flight of stairs without breathing heavily and pausing repeatedly Me: *slowly drops hand*
celestialerror* posted a quote
September 6, 2013 10:28pm UTC
And with a heavy heart, I've realized just how little I mean to you. Honestly, it hurts. Oh god, does it hurt. But I knew it was coming, I always have; I just wish it didn't happen so damn soon. (DS)
Amenah posted a quote
February 14, 2014 1:15pm UTC
Reaction to a dumb quote: You go through the whole double-take, rereads-in-desbelief, clicks-on-quote, writes-out-frustrated-comment, realises-this-is-a-waste-of-time, gives-up, deletes-comment, moves-on-and-hopes-that-user-never-pops-on-screen-again. That can't just be me.
Am I the only one that feels like a loser when this happens? Me: Hey, what's up? Friend: Nothing, just at the mall shopping, about to go to a movie. What about you? Me: At home on Netflix...
IN ENGLISH WE HAD TO WRITE ABOUT A GREAT EXPERIENCE WE HAD IN OUR LIFE SO I WROTE ABOUT HOW I GOT ACCEPTED TO HOGWARTS AND CONTINUED ON FOR LIKE 10 PARAGRAPHS AND IT WAS REALLY GOOD. BUT GUESS WHO ENDED UP GETTING A LETTER SENT HOME. M E