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dumb_blonde1998
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September 20, 2013 10:46am UTC

That moment when one of the girls in your reg class says that the Leaning Tower of Pisa is call the Great Wall of Pizza.

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rachlgirl
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September 13, 2013 3:34pm UTC

so I just found out that my friend and
I are actually distant cousins.
we both have the same way back
relative from the Mayflower

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gab*
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September 12, 2013 9:18pm UTC

but why do some guys have that mindset about me that every little thing i do means i like them? like i don't even know how to flirt and so many guys are getting around like "does she like me or something" and "sorry i don't like you like that i don't even know you well" like chill bro all i said was hi it doesn't mean i want your d/ck in my tw@t

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writtenrain*
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August 1, 2013 3:45pm UTC

One of the Bitizens in my friends Tiny Tower
literally posted on BitBook "A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?" He should be a wittian.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
July 13, 2013 2:15am UTC

I've never actually seen
a toddler walking to school with a cabbage patch kid
strapped to their backpack so what's with these commercials

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NEM0
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July 7, 2013 11:51pm UTC

What they say: "I broke my Ipod touch, so I just got an Iphone instead of replacing it!"
What I hear: "I was irresponsible and I cant take care of this 200$ electronic. So I rewarded myself by getting an over 600$ electronic instead. Let's see how long it takes me to break this one too!"

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insertcoolnamehere
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July 6, 2013 12:12am UTC

my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life

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NEM0
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July 5, 2013 7:15pm UTC

I'm the type of person who can spend an hour slowly painting my nails, but then I can't wait two minutes to let them dry.

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NEM0
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July 5, 2013 4:59pm UTC

The fact that we have weight loss ads on witty makes me want to laugh and cry at the same time...

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greyskies
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June 21, 2013 5:23am UTC

UPDATE: your crush still doesn't like you.

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greyskies
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June 21, 2013 4:55am UTC

having "feelings" is destroying my reputation of being a heartless b.i.tch

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greyskies
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June 18, 2013 5:15am UTC

soooo basically, ten minutes ago somebody just knocked on my front door, and I'm home alone and I freaked out and couldn't breathe and did a ninja roll off my chair to under my desk and long story short (too late), I'm still under my desk making this quote.

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Infinity on high*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 3:39am UTC

My favourite part in Lion King is that part when
Nicki Minaj holds Simba up and she's like, 'AAAAHHH BENYAAA DCBJAKBVAJDB'.

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GetInMyVanItHasFreeWifi
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June 17, 2013 2:10pm UTC

IT WILL FLOURISH
(( it will thrive ))
IT WILL NOURISH
(( a spring cleaning of the mind ))

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BlackButterflies
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May 28, 2013 3:09am UTC

my top 3 things (shhh someone made one of these and put me under fav wittians so i thought i'd try one out!!!!!)
tv shows- supernatural (who would've guessed?) sherlock (wow so original lizzy tell me more) and hannibal
actors- misha collins, stana katic, jennifer lawrence
colors - dark blue, green, peach
scents/smells - cinnamon, coffee, rain
wittians - sarah!!! (you know which sarah you are) rec0ver, br0kendreams (i have literally almost never spoken to the last two but they are 2 of the 4 people i follow and their quotes are a++++)
activities- sneaking out and getting high. jk jk drinking coffee, writing things and petting other people's animals.
mythical creatures- angels (a la supernatural), dragons, unicorns
youtubers- danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedtime and nerimon!!!
instruments- um piano, flute, vocal chords if they count???? i like listening to those 3 but i can only correctly utilize the first one.
books series(s)- mistborn series by brandon sanderson, inheritance trilogy by christopher paolini, the harry potter series of course.
movies- the avengers, every harry potter one ever, and the hunger games because that was the first movie i went to see with my first boyfriend c:
must-have clothing items/accessories- comfy pants. warm things. fluffy socks. i am a creature of comfort.

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yourcool
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May 21, 2013 4:14pm UTC

if i were a famous actress, i would literally
just invite all my friends over and watch the tv show i am on and go up next to the television and make fun of my facial expressions

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yourcool
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC

teen pregnancy is more acceptable than
being gay and that's the really sad thing about our society

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kowhyda*
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 2:05pm UTC

Here in this little world I've formed,
it's just you and me.
All alone in this small, little room.
Only you and me.
As you shiver in fear,
and desperately try to break free of your chains,
I'll laugh in your face,
and shout,
"You liar!'
You shouldn't have done what you did,
You shouldn't have lied about what you are,
because I'm in control now,
and it's my turn to play.

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Jamie_x_Lynn
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April 10, 2013 11:29pm UTC

I got a text from you tonight
You said
"Hello, are you alright?"
I said
"I'm fine."
But I was dying inside.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC

Remember when Trayvon Martin was literally killed in cold blood and
people were going around calling him a 'thug" for wearing a hoodie and carrying around iced tea? But, when a gang of boys r.ape a girl, they're just "misguided children".

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