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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    teen pregnancy is more acceptable than
    being gay and that's the really sad thing about our society

  2. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 4:14pm UTC
    if i were a famous actress, i would literally
    just invite all my friends over and watch the tv show i am on and go up next to the television and make fun of my facial expressions

  3. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:13pm UTC
    how do some kids get away with calling their mother sh.t like 'stupid b.tch' in front of her face??? if all i said was 'leave me alone' to my parents i'd get grounded for 2 weeks

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    Remember when Trayvon Martin was literally killed in cold blood and
    people were going around calling him a 'thug" for wearing a hoodie and carrying around iced tea? But, when a gang of boys r.ape a girl, they're just "misguided children".

  5. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Harlem Shakes sound good. Where can I get one?

  6. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 8:48pm UTC
    You're finding yourself falling for a guy, but he isn't doing things for you that you would do for him. And your mind wants you to think that he's the one, but is he really?
    You see, basically, you probably have a crush on a trash can.
    What if every time he didn't text you back, you received a slice of moldy bread?
    What if every time you saw him doing the special things he did with you, with another girl, you received an old banana peel?
    If you had to eat an almost empty box of stale cereal for every time he lied to you and ignored you, your teeth would break off because the cereal is rock hard.
    If you had a carton of rotten milk for every time he led you on, you'd probably die from the smell of that sh;t.
    If you're reading this with being able to relate to most of these situations, and you're still thinking,"Oh, well he's still so perfect", stop romanticizing a container of spoiled vegetables.
    No matter how mesmerizing his voice is, no matter how hot he may look with his hair a certain way, no matter how well he dresses, in the end, it's all...just...a pile of garbage.
    And if he ever does these things or anything else that makes you hurt, ask yourself: are you in love with a human, or are you in love with a pile of waste?
    You deserve better than a trashcan.

  7. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:39am UTC
    My favourite part in Lion King is that part when
    Nicki Minaj holds Simba up and she's like, 'AAAAHHH BENYAAA DCBJAKBVAJDB'.

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 2:15am UTC
    I've never actually seen
    a toddler walking to school with a cabbage patch kid
    strapped to their backpack so what's with these commercials

  9. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    but why do some guys have that mindset about me that every little thing i do means i like them? like i don't even know how to flirt and so many guys are getting around like "does she like me or something" and "sorry i don't like you like that i don't even know you well" like chill bro all i said was hi it doesn't mean i want your d/ck in my tw@t

  10. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    i hate him..
    you don't hate him
    you hate the fact that he's what all the girls want and you thought you could measure up but you didn't. you know how special he is to you. you know you've never met anyone who you can talk to like him. you know no matter what you're never REALLY going to hate him

  11. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2014 10:43pm UTC
    Rip out my throat, tear into my chest with savage hands until you grasp my beating heart. Hold and watch as, always, it beats for no one else but you.

  12. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    My head is almost always full of upsetting thoughts.
    I have thoughts of the reactions I may get if I was to be found one day on the bathroom floor, an entire box of codeine working to destroy my respiratory system.
    Of how my siblings will continue with their everyday lives, and how my uncle will complain about the mess my spasming larynx has created.
    I have thoughts of my dysfunctional family and how very little we care for one another.
    And at times, when I have run out of sadness and other bleak emotions, I'll have no thoughts at all.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 3:09am UTC
    my top 3 things (shhh someone made one of these and put me under fav wittians so i thought i'd try one out!!!!!)
    tv shows- supernatural (who would've guessed?) sherlock (wow so original lizzy tell me more) and hannibal
    actors- misha collins, stana katic, jennifer lawrence
    colors - dark blue, green, peach
    scents/smells - cinnamon, coffee, rain
    wittians - sarah!!! (you know which sarah you are) rec0ver, br0kendreams (i have literally almost never spoken to the last two but they are 2 of the 4 people i follow and their quotes are a++++)
    activities- sneaking out and getting high. jk jk drinking coffee, writing things and petting other people's animals.
    mythical creatures- angels (a la supernatural), dragons, unicorns
    youtubers- danisnotonfire, ItsWayPastMyBedtime and nerimon!!!
    instruments- um piano, flute, vocal chords if they count???? i like listening to those 3 but i can only correctly utilize the first one.
    books series(s)- mistborn series by brandon sanderson, inheritance trilogy by christopher paolini, the harry potter series of course.
    movies- the avengers, every harry potter one ever, and the hunger games because that was the first movie i went to see with my first boyfriend c:
    must-have clothing items/accessories- comfy pants. warm things. fluffy socks. i am a creature of comfort.

  14. hyperion* hyperion*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 3:16pm UTC
    i'm not really scared to die.
    looking forward to it, really.
    i'm excited to see grass grow where my skin used to be
    and i'm excited for my last breaths to be someone ele's first.
    i'm excited to watch as the curls in my hair, become the knots and twists in the trees.
    i'm excited to see the blues of my veins melt away into the blues of the sky, as night shifts into day.
    i guess
    i'm just excited
    to become part of the world again.

  15. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 9:31pm UTC
    They say the centre of our galaxy tastes of raspberries and smells like rum.
    I find it ironic that the centre of my galaxy does too.

  16. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2014 8:18pm UTC
    they danced around the maypole
    pretty girls with long, golden hair
    that whipped within the wind
    their dresses, long, blended into
    a haze of pale chiffon,
    in shades of chrysanthemum, and all laughed, with wide, open mouths
    all save for little agatha, who saw no joy in summertime

  17. NEM0 NEM0
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    I'm the type of person who can spend an hour slowly painting my nails, but then I can't wait two minutes to let them dry.

  18. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2015 1:02am UTC
    My eyes are waterlogged, sunken in my skull and incredibly red. I sit, listless, and stare into space. My eyes are swollen, and thus I cannot really see; everything has started to haze, but I have tried - I've tried so hard - to find something...important, or worthwhile. Something beautiful, perhaps, but there is nothing. I do not know if I am blind or simply numb

  19. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2015 4:02pm UTC
    do you ever not reply to people bc you literally like them too much to risk giving a crappy reply liKEE?? IM SORRY??? TO EVERYONE?? WHO EVER TRIED TO TALK TO ME ON HERE !!

  20. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 1:49pm UTC
    I, I, I, I'm dreaming
    of a white...
    spring?

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