Best Whatif Quotes This Week

Steve
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC

What if quotes could have a background image?

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kristabff
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:51pm UTC

Why do some adults call children
names like sweetie-pie or honey? What if instead of calling my mom 'mom' I called her potato salad or chicken noodle soup ohhh what now?

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kristabff
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 5:14pm UTC

what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun

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spence*
posted a quote
April 23, 2013 1:47pm UTC

What if the
person you're
meant to be with kills themselves?
and you're just left there..
searching for that one person when
they're already gone.

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC

what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents "oh honey come meet our new neighbors" what would you do?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 10, 2013 3:50pm UTC

What if people who have anxiety are just unaccustomed to the way the world works because this is the first incarnation of their soul on the earth?
And confident people are at ease with the world because they have already been incarnated multiple times and, in a sense, already know how the world works.

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TheDysfunctional
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 11:09pm UTC

{{What if}}
«one day»
«when you get married»
«you find out your husband/wife»
«had a witty»

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 1:56am UTC

What if Jamie Lee Curtis and Lindsey Lohan never switched back bodies
and Jamie Lee Curtis is just going insane while Lindsey Lohan is just eating Activia.

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* Sabaism *
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 4:23pm UTC

What if...
Steve followed you
But you didn't get to see the notification
Because someone favourited your quote right after he followed you
And it reset your notifications.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 12:36am UTC

what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle

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Amenah
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 4:48pm UTC

WHAT IF, ONE DAY, YOU WOKE UP &
forgot your life? Forgot your past, your friends,
your family, your hopes, your loves, your dreams,
your favourite songs, where you got your scars -
what if you woke up one day, and forgot who you are?
Would you still be you?

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capsized*
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 5:53pm UTC

What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
May 2, 2014 4:40am UTC

What if a pregnancy test just said:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
December 29, 2013 12:37am UTC

could you imagine if doctors sent out texts to people? like getting a text that said
"he's Debra"
and then getting one that was like
"omg wtf autocorrect i meant he's dead lol"

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haynaww_17
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 4:01pm UTC

What if someone called you
whisperd your username and then just hung up

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 3:32am UTC

what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions
are actually from spiders trying to pay rent

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🎀Anna🎀*
posted a quote
November 11, 2013 6:06pm UTC

What ❤ If
the person >> you end up marrying in this life
is the {person} you
married in all your past lives &
will marry in your future lives,
///because
no matter what, you always find eachother.

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mollifers123
posted a quote
December 26, 2013 2:49pm UTC

I wonder how people reacted to the first burp. Like if you think about it, it sounds like a demon possessed you for a split second to make a weird noise and then you're back to your regular self. What if everyone thought that they were possessed by a demon.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
June 20, 2013 8:54pm UTC

what if
witty famous people are all well known celebrities disguised as "nobody" teenagers who are only known on here.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

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AshleyyMariee
posted a quote
November 5, 2013 6:08pm UTC

What if we all had fairly odd parents when we were younger, but we don't remember because Jorgan made us forget.

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