Best Wet Quotes This Week

happiest*
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November 10, 2013 1:42pm UTC

sharing an umbrella with someone seems cute but in practice it is 100% horrible and you both end up getting angry and wet

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🐝*
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July 8, 2014 10:02pm UTC

"Let the rain kiss you.
Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops.
Let the rain sing you a lullaby."
-Langston Hughes

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niCol22
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February 19, 2013 7:03am UTC

''Give it to me!'' she yelled,
''I'm so f/cking wet,give it to me now!''
She could scream all she wanted,
I was keeping the umbrella.
nmq

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That_Naughty_Wittian
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July 31, 2013 12:17pm UTC

"Give it to me!" she yelled, "I'm so f.ucking wet , give it to me now!!"
She could scream all she wanted, I was keeping the umbrella.

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Miluiel*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 4:39pm UTC

Wet peanut butter is the worst.
❤
cookiedoughformats

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kaylenejadee
posted a quote
June 30, 2013 1:18pm UTC

I will never be too old
For a slip and slide.

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SebbysCuteLittleKItty
posted a quote
February 8, 2013 12:28am UTC

the moment when u have ur socks on and step on something wet

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rocoloua
posted a quote
May 10, 2013 7:49am UTC

Today i locked myself outside my
house.
It's freakin raining!

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Tennowey
posted a quote
March 30, 2013 12:26pm UTC

Some people feel the rain,
Some people just get wet.
- Bob Marley ♥

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
January 7, 2016 5:39pm UTC

how I knew my last boyfriend wasn't for me:I looked at him, kinda upset that he said he'd never be the marrying type, and thought aboutthe future. which consisted of thinking "our kids would look f.ucking ugly" and me no longer being upset.

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cockyemzhoppy
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May 20, 2013 1:10pm UTC

when you chuck water at your friend and you end up soaking

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