Best Virgin Quotes Ever

CharliesTheName
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July 2, 2013 9:18pm UTC

Doctor: So are you sexually active?
Me: No.
Doctor: Ha. Loser.

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oneofakinddanielle
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August 11, 2013 11:06pm UTC

If you're a virgin in 2013, I respect you. A lot.

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LostUntilTheEnd
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April 3, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Friend: Describe your sëx life using a movie title
Me: "40 Year Old Virgin"

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erins_witty
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October 16, 2013 4:06pm UTC

my sister: now your a virgin again because you stole that guy's virginity

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cheetah678
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March 11, 2013 2:45pm UTC

I ' m n o t c a l l i n g y o u a s l u t
b u t y o u r v a g i n a ' s b e e n u s e d
m o r e t h a n g o o g l e

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SyddLoohoo
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February 13, 2013 9:36am UTC

being a virgin is so rare..
.Its like you're a unicorn.

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ourlastsummer
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August 30, 2013 11:31pm UTC

story of my life
He went down on me today. I couldn't believe it...ohhhh god. I don't know what to do, I'm a virgin and want to be til I'm 18 but if I lose him because of that too then maybe it's not worth it. Should I talk to him about it? Wait til 6 months at least...

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MeaganWynd
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June 26, 2013 1:13am UTC

Lady in The streets, freak in The sheets. Nuff said..

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factsandstuff
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February 6, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Today was weird.
We had an assembly in the auditorium for some thing about relationships. At some point, Mike, the guy giving the speech, said ''How many girls you've hooked up with doesn't make you a man. A man is someone who respects girls. Where have all of those men gone?" And someone (a guy) said ''They're right here", as if to refer to himself. I thought this was absolutely hilarious because just last week he said I was ugly and that I was going to be a virgin until I'm 30.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
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November 13, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Like if you're a virgin
Comment if you're a virgin and you're willing to sacrifice your blood to Satan

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br0kenwings
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March 18, 2013 6:22pm UTC

• Being a virgin does not make you special.
• Being a virgin does not make you special.
• Being a virgin does not make you special.
• Being a virgin does not make you special.
• BEING A VIRGIN DOES NOT MAKE YOU SPECIAL.

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Squilliam Fancypants*
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April 9, 2013 4:37pm UTC

A woman had taken her daughter to the daughter to consult about her swollen abdomen.
The doctor easily made a diagnoses:
Doctor: She's pregnant.
Woman: I'll have you know, my daughter is very classy and is still a virgin!
The doctor immediatley stares out the window...
Woman: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Doctor: The last time this happend, 3 wise men rode over the hill!

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ThatAlexGuy
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July 8, 2013 11:24pm UTC

Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
Now they're just called the Islands.

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 17, 2013 11:25am UTC

I would
give up my virginity for you

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AnaCastro196
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July 16, 2013 12:32am UTC

Curiosity killed your virginity.

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AshleyyMariee
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August 4, 2013 2:34am UTC

Do you ever just see a random person in public & wonder if they're virgins? Like, I can't be the only one who does that. I'm sure people look at me & wonder if I'm a virgin. Don't think I'm weird..

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