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  1. Emma Is Not My Name* Emma Is Not My Name*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2014 1:09pm UTC
    Nobody dies a virgin, life f/cks us all.
    -Kurt Cobain

  2. Radz* Radz*
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    Awkward moment when it suddenly hits you that your mum isn't a virgin anymore...

  3. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Like if you're a virgin
    Comment if you're a virgin and you're willing to sacrifice your blood to Satan

  4. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    I wanna be a virgin pure
    A 21st century wh0re
    I want back my virgnity
    So I can feel infinity
    I wanna drink until I ache
    I wanna make a big mistake
    I want blood, guts and angel cake
    I’m gonna puke it anyway

  5. erins_witty erins_witty
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2013 4:06pm UTC
    my sister: now your a virgin again because you stole that guy's virginity

  6. xoxsassy_depthsx3 xoxsassy_depthsx3
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 4:57am UTC
    life is like a bankbeing plat 1.
    no deposit-no return
    -GANDHISAUCE

  7. hiddengirl1995 hiddengirl1995
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 4:01pm UTC
    warning dont read because there is some se.xual content
    so last night my boyfriend and i got itimate for the first time ... for both of us and like nothing was popped if you know what i mean and does that make me a nonvirgin

  8. Colette* Colette*
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    I'm always going to like you. I know I will. But after the other night when you called me a 40 year old virgin I just can't talk to you anymore. I thought you really liked me but I guess not. You got my hopes up for nothing but you know, I should get used to it though. I just think you saying that was uncalled for and irrelevant. One I am 15 not 40. Two there isn't anything wrong with being a virgin. That just shows I have respect for myself and I'm not a wh.ore that will f.uck anything with a d.ick. So thank you Bryan, thank you for showing me your true colors so I don't waste my time with talking to you anymore. Goodbye forever because I never want to talk to you again.

  9. ourlastsummer ourlastsummer
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 11:31pm UTC
    story of my life
    He went down on me today. I couldn't believe it...ohhhh god. I don't know what to do, I'm a virgin and want to be til I'm 18 but if I lose him because of that too then maybe it's not worth it. Should I talk to him about it? Wait til 6 months at least...

  10. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2013 7:04pm UTC
    Addison: You stop.
    Izzie: How do you know it's not a part of God's plans?
    Addison: God wants you to be adulterous?
    Izzie: Hey, God got a virgin pregnant by magic,
    he is not playing by the rules.

  11. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    How many virgins do I have to wash my face in the blood of before I get clear skin?
    .

  12. oneofakinddanielle oneofakinddanielle
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 11:06pm UTC
    If you're a virgin in 2013, I respect you. A lot.

  13. AshleyyMariee AshleyyMariee
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 2:34am UTC
    Do you ever just see a random person in public & wonder if they're virgins? Like, I can't be the only one who does that. I'm sure people look at me & wonder if I'm a virgin. Don't think I'm weird..

  14. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2013 11:25am UTC
    I would
    give up my virginity for you

  15. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2013 12:32am UTC
    Curiosity killed your virginity.

  16. ThatAlexGuy ThatAlexGuy
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 11:24pm UTC
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands.
    Now they're just called the Islands.

  17. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 9:18pm UTC
    Doctor: So are you sexually active?
    Me: No.
    Doctor: Ha. Loser.

  18. Allison_Jade_1997 Allison_Jade_1997
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 11:05pm UTC
    Sometimes i get afraid i'm pregnant cause i get weird food cravings and i have to pee a lot but then i realize i'm a virgin with no boyfriend.

  19. MeaganWynd MeaganWynd
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 1:13am UTC
    Lady in The streets, freak in The sheets. Nuff said..

  20. musiclover5234 musiclover5234
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 12:49am UTC
    Still a virgin but I've been feeling nauseous for the past couple of days.
    I must be carrying the next baby Jesus.

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