Heidi* posted a quote
November 26, 2013 8:57pm UTC
I'm the only one on Facebook because everyone has iPhones, so they go on Instagram, Vine, Snapchat, and all the other phone apps. Then I'm on Witty like: "I don't know you people, but I love you!!!"
britany* posted a quote
November 3, 2013 9:35pm UTC
Me: *is a DJ for a party* Everyone: *jamming to Skrillex* Me: Okay, i'm gonna switch it up Me: *plays In the Arms of an Angel by Sarh McLaughlin* Me: Y'all feeling this one?
CharliesTheName posted a quote
September 21, 2013 6:24pm UTC
Spanish guy: The spanish word of the day is "Chicken" Spanish guy: *spanish accent* Tell her to come here so that chicken SUCK THIS DîCK (say chicken in a spanish accent)
Fireiscatching posted a quote
August 10, 2013 8:15am UTC
"I understand that girls have it harder than guys. I get it, man. But guys have it hard too. We don't get make up. If you're ugly you're fÚcked, dude."