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Vinita*
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September 10, 2014 6:38pm UTC

Wanting to kiss your bae but not knowing how:Hey I'm just gonna eat your faceI hope you don' need your cheek or anything

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Vinita*
posted a quote
July 22, 2014 11:17am UTC

Person: What's your favortie football team?
Me: Well I don't really watch football but I know that that Packers and the Seahawks are good. I also like the Pirates and the Ninjas. . .Oh, and the Giants and the Midgets. . .
Person:I can tell you don't watch football.

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Vinita*
posted a quote
June 6, 2014 6:01pm UTC

You'd never take me back
would you?

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Vinita*
posted a quote
May 21, 2014 7:47pm UTC

When someone's finger is gently resting beneath the switch that turns you bitc.h mode on

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Vinita*
posted a quote
April 18, 2014 1:00pm UTC

Dads are either
"Don't date my son."
or "WHIP DEM GRANBABIES OUT!"

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Vinita*
posted a quote
February 16, 2014 11:28pm UTC

There's two types of people in the world.
There's the normal people,
and then there's the awesome people

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Tommy :D*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 4:46pm UTC

Grades are getting low, the teens are getting high. That 12 year old is pregnant and her parents wonder why. A 1st grader is swearing, a 3rd grader has been r(a)ped. Just take a look around you, isn't the system great? Who isn't faded these days, teens are sending nudes, kids are getting beaten, the teachers see the bruises. No calls for help are spoken, teens are smoking weed, young girls are cutting, this isn't what we need. The marks of taunt and yelling, parents are divorced. That 14 year old is drinking beer, this can't get any worse. A little girl has killed herself, nobody seems to care. Another kid has been expelled for a stupid dare. But it needs to change. Our world is officially broken. It's time to take a stand, your thoughts need to be spoken.

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xoxjillxox101
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Witty should defiantly have a
re-quote button by now...

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but_you_promised
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 4:50pm UTC

things to think about:
• what's the point in socializing
um... that's all i've got

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seeyouthen
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 5:18pm UTC

Future Daughter: Did you ever go to any parties, Mom?
Me: Yep. I partied all night long!
In my head: On Witty...
Future son: Did you play any sports?
Me: Are you kidding me?! I was so athletic!
In my head: You know, surfing the web and all...
Future grandchild: Grandma, what was it like having a cell phone without being able to time travel with it?
Me: It was tough. Very tough. But all the texts I got from my friends made up for it!
In my head: What texts? Actually, what friends?
Future husband: How did you become so hot?
Me: I guess it's just natural ;)
In my head: Actually, I looked like I'd been run over by a monster truck a couple up until a couple
years ago. Then I fell into a radioactive pond and I came out looking like a goddess! I'm sure the
negative effects will kick in any day or so.

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*gloomy*
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 7:26pm UTC

"You can do anything you want,
AND IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO LOOK NICE.
'Cause you did it,
and you're wonderful,
and you have to believe that."

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MaieMaie
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:19am UTC

Hi, I'm a musician, so your argument is invalid.
I'll be famous someday, you'll see.

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ImNotNormal
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 10:50am UTC

So me and my cousin are watching a commercial and the lady says " a lemon could save your life"
And me and her are sitting there like meet me at the bridge bring a lemon and let's see if it works

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伤*
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 1:02pm UTC

I SAY SORRY A LOT
M♥STLY BECAUSE
everything is my fault

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