Future Daughter:
Did you ever go to any parties, Mom?
Me: Yep. I partied
all night long!
In my head: On
Witty...
Future son: Did you
play any sports?
Me: Are you kidding
me?! I was so athletic!
In my head: You
know, surfing the web and all...
Future grandchild:
Grandma, what was it like having a cell phone without being able to
time travel with it?
Me: It was
tough. Very tough. But all the texts I got from my friends made up
for it!
In my head: What
texts? Actually, what friends?
Future husband: How
did you become so hot?
Me: I guess it's
just natural ;)
In my head: Actually,
I looked like I'd been run over by a monster truck a couple up
until a couple
years ago. Then I fell into a radioactive pond and I came out
looking like a goddess! I'm sure the
negative effects will kick in any day or so.
