Best Truth Quotes This Week

Travis Allred*
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 9:01pm UTC

Guys remember this:
Girls do matter
Girls remember this:
Guys do matter
Society remember this:
Everybody does matter

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glitter162*
posted a quote
August 29, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Music teacher: What's your favorite musical instrument?
Me: The lunch bell

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Looking up symptoms online is
not a good idea. Pretty sure I have scurvy, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, dry skin, leprosy, and death.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC

I'm still waiting for the day that I will use
x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
In real life.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:13pm UTC

When a book does not
adequately describe a character, so you just fill in the blanks but later you actually get a description so you just want to shout, "WRONG! YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE AND NOW YOU ARE WRONG!"

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 12:11pm UTC

i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the meaning of being a celebrity
he bought an ice cream truck
he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!)
he built a mini ice-rink
a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
a hovercraft
he’s got unicycles and banjos
and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine
tell me he isn’t living the life

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Walk in the club like whaddup I got a big c-
oh no wrong building I'm so sorry continue with your funeral

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 12, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Not having children
until 2090 because I want 90s kids

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 22, 2013 8:58pm UTC

F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
U is for ur alone
N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

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glitter162*
posted a quote
October 12, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Okay, so last week after
volleyball practice, I walked back into the school building to find maple syrup splattered across all of the lockers. A mysterious pair of snowshoes were leaning against the wall. My friend walked in behind me, took one look around and said, "The Canadians were here."

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 22, 2013 4:58pm UTC

Ron: *beats the friend zone*
Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
Jace: *beats the brother zone*
Gale: I don't like this joke.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 6:45pm UTC

So you like bad girls, huh?
Well then, you'll love me because I'm bad at everything.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 10, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Are the Pringles guy and the
Monopoly guy related?

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br0kenwings
posted a quote
February 13, 2013 3:28pm UTC

I hate the phrase “boys will be boys”
I THINK IT SHOULD BE REPLACED WITH
“bad parenting results in as .sholes”

DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 5:30pm UTC

Sexually active middle schoolers
scare me.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Back in the day, it was called
daydreaming. Now it's called ADHD.

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glitter162*
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 7:26pm UTC

I wonder if Earth makes fun
of other planets for having no life.

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