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  1. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2017 4:18pm UTC
    Need Makeup Tips? Just comment on my profile! Any requests on tutorials or tips are appreciated. Thank you!

  2. cassinovasboutique cassinovasboutique
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2017 10:16am UTC
    Shop Cassinovas for sexy lingerie for a romantic night out. http://www.cassinovas.com

  3. basorexia* basorexia*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2015 5:46pm UTC
    Tip #1:
    Don't always ask a crying girl whether or not they are okay.
    If they're crying, they're clearly not okay.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 7:04am UTC
    “After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.”

  5. ReonnaLeigh ReonnaLeigh
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2014 11:16pm UTC
    Weight loss tips anyone?

  6. teenidle teenidle
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 2:10pm UTC
    how to be happier than before
    (much needed rewrite of an oldie)
    1) love your friends as fiercely as possible.
    2) take three deep breaths before you go to sleep every night. remind yourself of the simple actions your body can do on it's own.
    3) when in doubt, ask. swallow the fear of embarrassment because no one will get upset with you for needing help. learn to ask slowly and kindly. shy away from demanding something or denying it, too. plant both feet on the ground, look up, and ask.
    4) protect yourself, but don't fear vulnerability. getting hurt will teach you the lesson of when to build up your walls vs. when to let them down.
    5) learn to forget the negative, try to forgive the negative, always attract the positive. positive vibes will only circulate around you if you welcome them in. send out as much good energy as you feel you can.
    6) make lists when your mind is restless. cataloguing your mind will help you feel there is order in a seemingly scary world.
    7) try to love yourself. talk yourself up in your mind and comfort yourself when you fall. treat yourself gently. imagine you are a plant. you need sunshine, water, food and love to grow into a fully formed being. don't deprive yourself of any of these. attach your self worth to nothing at all because you're worth something stable, not something that changes. count the leaves on the trees during spring.
    8) if you're struggling, just close your eyes and tell yourself you are so much more than you think you are. trust your silly manta because it's true, and open your eyes again.
    i'm not saying i do these like i totally don't but I'M TRYING and that's what matters ** from the original and as relevant as ever today.

  7. kateedacutie kateedacutie
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2014 11:24pm UTC
    My idea of flirting is staring from afar and naming our future children.

  8. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 8:14pm UTC
    Do not condem one for their sins unless you yourself have not sinned.

  9. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Some useful things I've picked up &
    wanted to share:
    • If you're ever in a dressing room with a curtain instead of a door and it won't close, use your shoe to put it against the inside wall. I doubt you wear your shoes while trying on clothes.
    • If you mess up on a quote or any document really, press CONTROL+Z and it'll redo whatever you messed up on. No more deleting half your quotes.
    • When putting something on a key ring, use a staple remover. It works much better and hurts your fingers less.
    • If you have a crap (when you've been running for a while) then take deep breathes, almost like you're hyperventilating. You get craps from your muscles having lack of oxygen.
    • Don't play his game, you'll never win. *From my mom when I tried to act the same way the boy was acting towards me.*
    • If you get something in your eye one of two things works, fill a bowl or something with water and open your eyes in the water and blink, OR hold your upper eyelid and pull it as far down as you can (without hurting) and press your eyelashes to your face
    • drunk words are sober thoughts, remember that when someone drunk texts you.
    • If an old guys if flirting with you and you want him to stop/you feel uncomfortable (trust me, it happens and is v scary lol) just call him "sir" or be like "how old are you? like 50?" he'll stop.
    • If you have really thick hair like me and it looks kinda gross when you first straighten it, sleep on it! It'll become less frizzy/thick and looks better after you've slept on your straightened hair.
    • If you are getting acne when you wake up, try washing your pillow case/sheets. Even once if you haven't showered or take off your makeup it's still likely for you to get acne.

  10. lifehacks lifehacks
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2013 11:07pm UTC
    Lifehack
    number 1
    instead of pressing backspace multiple times to delete a word, presst ctrl and backspace
    20 likes for another

  11. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    December 26, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Tips for running
    faster:
    1) Hot person
    in front of you.
    2) Creepy guy
    behind you.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    ***Before anyone reads this I just want to
    say that I don't think anyone that doesn't
    want to lose weight, should lose weight.
    All that matters is if you're happy with
    yourself, and if you're not and you want
    to change it and you're ready to, then
    it's your choice- just do it healthy,
    because if you treat your body like
    s.hit, you'll regret it in the long run.***
    Awhile back there was a quote
    giving tips on weight-loss, and I
    was overall shocked at how many
    bad tips there were, and how many
    people were interested in using them
    to lose a few pounds. So, let me correct
    a few errors:
    First off, I just want to say only try to
    lose weight if it's for you. Don't do it to
    please someone else, it'll just make you
    hate every second of it; which could back-fire.
    Also, it is hard work, you're not going to get
    instant gratification, which will make you
    hate it even more if it isn't for yourself.
    Secondly, the quote suggested to only eat
    a little over 1,000 calories a day to lose 4lbs
    (in a week, I believe they said.) That is not
    only a bad idea, but also not true. Most
    weightloss "coaches" will refuse to
    suggest a lower calorie in-take than 1,200,
    and even then you'll approximately lose
    2lbs every 2 weeks. However, that doesn't
    mean you will lose anything. Having a dramatic
    decrease in calories can make your body
    go into starvation mode, which can result
    in gaining weight in the long run. So, if you
    choose to stick with 1,200 calories (which
    again is the MINIMUM typically suggested),
    be sure to give yourself a cheat-day once a
    week or once every other week. If you do
    give yourself a cheat-day, it is best to do it
    at the beginning of the week, so you have
    the rest of the week to to shrink back
    down before you weigh-in.
    Third, they said you should not work-out
    if you only eat -however many calories they
    suggested.- That is wrong. You can work-out,
    walk, play sports, whatever- as long as you
    eat back the calories you burn, or most of them.
    There's websites and apps that can give you
    a rough estimation, or if you don't mind paying
    the money and want a more accurate way to
    tell, you can always get a heart rate monitor watch.
    There's people who live pretty active lives and
    still want to lose some weight, and they shouldn't
    be excpected to give that up.
    Fourth, I'm not sure if this was on the quote or
    not, but it's always (falsely) recommended that you
    do not eat sweets, such as chocolate. This is also
    wrong. If you want a candy bar, you better get your
    sweet a.ss a candy bar because the more you put
    off eating something you're craving, thinking "no,
    I can't, I'm trying to lose weight", the more likely
    you'll end up binging on it later- resulting in more
    weight gain that if you would have just gotten your
    freak on with that snickers.
    Fifth, again not on the quote I don't believe but
    don't live your life by the ridiculous saying;
    "a moment on the lips, forever on the hips."
    You might not want to spend all your calories
    everyday on nothing but chips or icecream,
    but you're allowed to treat yourself. Either
    save you some calories to be able to splurge
    on something delicious, or save it for a cheat-day.
    & ultimately, what can be put-on can be worked-off.
    If you eat all your calories, and you want a soda
    or icecream, work for it (or just have it because
    one day of going over will not f.uck you for the rest
    of the week.)
    Okay, I'm realizing this is turning into my own
    tips, which I didn't really want to do, so I'm
    going to stop. But I'm just going to add as a
    general rule, you should only weigh yourself
    once a week (every sunday is good) or longer
    (because everyday can be a very bad idea),
    and in the morning (after you go to the bathroom
    but before you eat.) Also, it is best if you stop
    eating at a certain time so when you wake up
    and weigh yourself, the food you last ate will be
    digested enough to not make you seem heavier
    than you really are- I don't do this personally
    because I'm really inconsistent with when I
    sleep, but my sister stops eating at 7 (she also
    followed/follows the tips above, and it took a while,
    but she lost 90lbs.)

  13. ReonnaLeigh ReonnaLeigh
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2013 12:38am UTC
    Anyone have any weight loss types they would share with me?????

  14. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 12:04pm UTC
    how to get up in the morning
    you don’t

  15. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:19am UTC
    --Rules of a Gentleman--
    Yes, “I’m cold” is another way of saying “hug me”.

  16. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2013 10:17am UTC
    --Rules of a Gentleman--
    Don’t tell her lies just to spare her feelings,
    she’d rather know the truth now rather than finding out later.

  17. chops2013 chops2013
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Men of the world,
    Do not comment on a girls period.
    It's not worth it.
    -Mentally beaten boy

  18. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    October 31, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    5 Tips on Girls who makes these quote:
    1. Shut
    2. The
    3. He'll
    4. Up
    5. about these tips on boys and ending with a bad statement.
    Some boys sucks. Some girls sucks. its Equal.

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 6:02pm UTC
    Tips on kissing boys
    1. Start off wih slow kisses
    2. When he's least expecting it jam your tongue down his throat so no one can hear his screams
    3. Swallow him whole
    Slither away you fiesty anaconda

  20. Phishy Phishy
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 9:27am UTC
    --Rules of a Gentleman--
    Never force her to do anything.

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