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  1. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    I act like stuff don't phase me,
    inside it drives it me crazy,my insecurities could eat me alive
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBL

  2. Kip Kip
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 2:44pm UTC
    Even sh#t doesnt come easy ...you have to put some effort

  3. sk1nny--feels* sk1nny--feels*
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2014 9:44pm UTC
    < / 3

  4. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 2:17pm UTC
    Do work
    and get no credit
    but that's life, right?

  5. confused* confused*
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 12:23pm UTC
    mom: you've been on the computer long enough, go outside.
    me: but mom, there are people outside.

  6. Reid* Reid*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:53pm UTC
    i would jump, but i dont want to fall, because i know you won't catch me.

  7. themadwitt themadwitt
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2013 10:33pm UTC
    How does the makeup article you use the most of all of them always end up at the bottom of the bag!!!?

  8. ^_^* ^_^*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 2:48pm UTC
    I'm really tired of:
    1. Fake friends
    2. Drama
    3. Liars
    4. Being ignored
    5. Getting hurt

  9. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    WORK FOR A
    CAUSE NOT
    FOR APPLAUSE.
    LIVE LIFE TO EXPRESS
    NOT TO IMPRESS.
    DON'T STRIVE
    TO MAKE YOUR
    PRESENCE
    NOTICED JUST
    MAKE YOUR
    ABSENCE FELT.

  10. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 2:22pm UTC
    Being lonely...
    Isn't it awful?
    Especially seeing all those cute relationship pictures
    everywhere you look!
    I’m sorry I sound desperate, but being LONELY is a awful feeling.
    When lights off, laying in bed, curl in ball,
    holding your pillow tight,
    imagining it was that “someone” you can’t have,
    and on top with all the thoughts
    that hits you too the deepest points you want to break down and cry.
    Yeah that kind of feeling is horrible ..

  11. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    I forgive a lot, but i never forget what was said and done to me.

  12. imonlyhuman* imonlyhuman*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 7:12pm UTC
    NO ONE
    really cares until something d r a m a t i c h a p p e n s .

  13. gigi58 gigi58
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 3:40am UTC
    that akward moment when my sim has a better body than I do...

  14. OnlyIfForANight99 OnlyIfForANight99
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:13am UTC
    Me: Hey this person looks cool, let's go on her profile.
    *Clicks on profile*
    *Looks through persons quotes*
    Me: Hey, what's that music?
    *Music from a music video on the profile starts booming out my laptop*
    Me: oh god stop stop stop ah where's the mute button stop stop stop ahhhh.
    *Whole house wakes up*
    *Laptop gets confiscated for being up at 4 in the morning. *
    Please tell me i'm not the only one this happens to...

  15. miss_shorty miss_shorty
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2013 3:06pm UTC
    AFTER ANALYZING SEVERAL SITUATIONS I'VE BEEN IN
    I CAN CONCLUDE WITH UTMOST CERTAINTY THAT I'M
    DESTINED TO OBSERVE RATHER THAN INTERACT

  16. eminem22 eminem22
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    Getting BEST friend zoned by someone who says they love you.
    #MyGirlProblems

  17. eminem22 eminem22
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2013 1:51pm UTC
    The Harderst decision in life is decideing which bridges to burn and which to cross.

  18. LayziLatino LayziLatino
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 8:22am UTC
    Despite the well-known urban legend, if a bird ingests uncooked rice it will not explode.

  19. maria_love maria_love
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.

  20. nicolexoxohugsandkisses nicolexoxohugsandkisses
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Just passed a drug test.
    My dealer has some explaining to do

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