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nicolexoxohugsandkisses

1. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
   posted a quote
   March 24, 2013 11:31am UTC
   *Me looking at a 12-year-olds facebook"
   Me: Your profile picture is ratchet
   Me: You look like a trashy raccoon
   Me: Wow dramatic status much?
   Me: You're practically a fetus!
   Me: Did he break your heart at age 7?
   Me: WTF
   Me: WTF
   Me: nobody cares
   Me: shut uppp
   Me: You disgust me.
   
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2. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   March 10, 2013 7:59pm UTC
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3. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 26, 2013 7:47pm UTC
   I want have those followers that actually fave and comment on my quotes..
   Like a little internet family, ya know?
   And then I comment on their quotes and profiles and it's like...an awesome communication of rainbows and unicorns.
   Wouldn't that just be awesome?
   
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4. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 21, 2013 8:52pm UTC
   Wouldn't it be awesome if
   when you pressed backspace pacman would appear on your computer and eat the letters
   
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5. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 11, 2013 6:43pm UTC
   Just passed a drug test.
   My dealer has some explaining to do
   
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6. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 9, 2013 5:49pm UTC
   Every cooking show ever:
   "If you can't get butter infused with the tears of virgin Dutch milkmaids,
   store bought is fine"
   
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7. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 7, 2013 8:05pm UTC
   Lesbians
   Why do some of them date manly-looking women?
   I just don't get it.
   If they look like dudes, then what's wrong with actual dudes?
   can someone please explain this to me
   
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8. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 6, 2013 10:58pm UTC
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9. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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   February 6, 2013 10:44pm UTC
   -i had a dirty dream about u bby ;)
   -oh yeah? what was it about? ;)
   -you tripped and fell in mud
   
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10. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    February 1, 2013 11:12pm UTC
    I just went fishing
    Except instead of a rod I used my hand
    And instead of a pond it was a toilet
    And instead of a fish it was my iphone
    
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11. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    January 19, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    It's really funny
    how every year on valentines day I get all excited
    even though I know I won't be anyone's valentine.
    Just me?
    f o r m a t credit to j i m m y 3 6 5
    
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12. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    January 15, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    My favorite thing guys do is when they call me pretty.
    Probably because I've always been attracted to people with a sense of humor.
    
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13. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    January 1, 2013 2:12am UTC
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14. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    December 27, 2012 12:40am UTC
    when some popular person likes your facebook picture
    like, is this a joke or..?
    
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15. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    December 22, 2012 5:58pm UTC
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16. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    December 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    I'm Not Lazy,
    I'm just on power save mode.
    
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17. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    November 29, 2012 7:05pm UTC
    Pitch Perfect #1
    Bumper: I have a feeling we should kiss. Is that a good feeling or an incorrect feeling?
    Fat Amy: Well... sometimes I have the feeling I should do crystal meth, but then I think, mmm... better not.
    
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18. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    November 25, 2012 10:39pm UTC
    So tomarrow I'm trolling my boyfriend
    I'm going to say
    "I didn't know what to get you so for your birthday I'm just going to give you lots of kisses"
    ..........................Then slowly lean in...........................
    and pull out this huge bag of hershey kisses I bought out
    mwahahaha
    im seriously doing it though
    
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19. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    November 24, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    Seasonal Insults
    Winter Addition
    "You must like Christmas because you a ho ho ho"
    merry christmas everybody
    
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20. nicolexoxohugsandkisses
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    November 7, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Class>Swag
    
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