Swearing Quotes

Michelle Parker *
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May 10, 2015 7:17pm UTC

How I Talk
25% Swearing
25% Sarcasm
%0% A Combination Of Both

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ThatSecretSmile_*
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June 27, 2014 10:59am UTC

A girl told me today that i am a '2 faced, Attention seeking, Jealous, B****'
Okay.

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Iwannacookie2304
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January 7, 2014 10:50am UTC

so i found out scheiße is swearing in german and i've just been walking around the house saying it.
AND MY FAMILY WILL NEVER KNOW.

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appleloop*
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December 11, 2013 7:09pm UTC

Falling in love is like getting drunk. You wake up with a horrible hangover, swearing you'll never drink again.

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charlottejoo
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November 24, 2013 7:02am UTC

Love me
or
Leave me

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Repair Boy 🔥*
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November 5, 2013 9:08pm UTC

Swearing is unattractive,
Well I'm unattractive anyways
So shut the f.ck up.

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Skimrande
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November 3, 2013 3:22pm UTC

I've heard sixth graders swear at their parents and I'm still afraid to say frick when my mom is less than a mile away.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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October 27, 2013 12:01am UTC

I never realize how much I swear until I'm in a situation where I can't.

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ASongOfIceAndDirewolves*
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September 29, 2013 3:48pm UTC

We teach kids that swearing is horrible, but when we grow up it becomes part kf every day language -- what's the f.ucking point?

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Zonnique Jailee Pullins*
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September 29, 2013 6:47am UTC

Just because I swear doesn't mean I don't have manners.
I always say please when I tell someone to f/ck off.. :)

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
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September 27, 2013 2:44pm UTC

girl: stares
me:stares back
girl;hi
me:FAWK OFF STAY AWAY FROM ME I HATE YOU

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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September 14, 2013 1:52pm UTC

Elementary school
Me: Brat please! Get
the frick out of my way.
Before I step on the
back of your shoes!
Everyone: Oooh she
swore!
Now
Me: B×tch please! Get
the f×ck out of my way
before I f×cking murder
your a×s!

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happiest*
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August 10, 2013 2:23pm UTC

great im 18 now lets see if this swearing is ok now
Me : poop
*police sirens*

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mtndewhm*
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July 17, 2013 11:50pm UTC

Around when I started swearing (like 6th grade) we had this assembly and at this time only a few people in my grade swore so there I am, with my friends talking, swearing, and these girls in front of us told us to stop, rudely, and since they were rude we didn't and long story short we got ISS.

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CookieMonster09*
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July 16, 2013 7:45pm UTC

okay, heres the thing, if i swear at you, I either hate you or
love you.

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ClumsyPikaa
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June 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Me: *Swears*
Random Boy: Well, that's not very lady-like
Me: Are you shïting me? YOU JUST TOLD ME WHICH HAND YOU JËRK OFF WITH THEN LAUGHED AND SHOVED ME OVER WITH YOUR WÄNK HAND AN I DIDN'T CALL YOU UP ON YOUR SHÏT. I DIDN'T SAY 'that wasn't very gentlemanly' SO DON'T FCKING CALL ME UP ON MINE. I WILL CURSE YOU MOTHERFÜCKING ARSË OFF. GENDER ROLES LIKE THAT DON'T EVEN FÜCKING EXIST ANYMORE. SO GTFO YOU COMPLETE TÖSSER.

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mtndewhm*
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June 20, 2013 7:07pm UTC

It always irritates me when teenagers swear around little kids.
Seriously?
I know they're going to learn the words sooner or later, but come on, when they're 3?
Can you seriously just censor yourself until the kid leaves?

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Livelovemusic11
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 1:56pm UTC

My mouth automatically
says sh/t when something wrong happens.

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Hale_Storm18
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April 20, 2013 10:49pm UTC

"Swearing is unattractive."
I'm not attractive anyway, so f.uck off.

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ElmoLuvsAngel
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March 15, 2013 1:18am UTC

me: *quietest kid in class*
teacher: you need to speak up and tell us stuff! you need to talk!
me: ...
teacher: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME? *slams ruler on desk, hitting my finger*
me: MOTHER F̳̲̪̜̹͎̺͍̦̻U̲̥̟̭͉͉̲̘͜͜C̢̻͕͕̞̗̱͍͜ͅK̡̧͕̤̗͍͚͙̮̪Ị̢̢̥̼̭͉̤͜ͅN̺̥͉͔̭͔͔͎͖͍G͈͙̜̼̞͔̩͖̟ͅ WHALE P̨̥͕̜̱̜̺̼̯͎E͍̤̺͖̱͉͙͍͔̠N̖̙͕̙̖͍̜̗̗͜I̡̨̨̻͈̪̹͍̘͈S͇͈̲̻̼̬̹̮̲̘E̢̙̠͍̟̰͙̮̞̖S̮̹͔̼͉̝̳̳̲͍, FLAMING PILES OF DOG Ş͈̟̬̫͚̘͉̯̺Ḩ̻̪̳͍̱̣̦͜ͅI̡͎̦̻̪̯͎̗̩͜T̡̧̨̢̬͚͓̥̖̺!̦̝̖͇̻͉̮̝͎̠!̢̢̰̘̲̲͇͕̞̥!̢͚̬̭̞̻͇̹̫̻!̨̥̰̩̩̜̦̥̰̳
teacher: *faints*

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