ClumsyPikaa

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ClumsyPikaa

Status: Hello people of the internets!!! *Waves*

Member Since: 15 Oct 2012 11:57am

Last Seen: 30 Jul 2013 04:51am

Birthday: February 17

Location: The Shire

Gender: F

user id: 334734

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HEYYY!!! *waves* I'm ClumsyPikaa, a teenage girl from England whos too lazy for her own good.
ABOUT ME:
I live way too far away from the sea for a small island nation and I'm part penguin as you can see.

So go on help a penguin, Follow me please ¬.¬ *I wil follow back*

Also try and check out my Tumblr and Quotev pages down below

http://www.quotev.com/26878926

http://clumsypikaa.tumblr.com/

ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 2:58pm UTC

Me: *Swears*
Random Boy: Well, that's not very lady-like
Me: Are you shïting me? YOU JUST TOLD ME WHICH HAND YOU JËRK OFF WITH THEN LAUGHED AND SHOVED ME OVER WITH YOUR WÄNK HAND AN I DIDN'T CALL YOU UP ON YOUR SHÏT. I DIDN'T SAY 'that wasn't very gentlemanly' SO DON'T FCKING CALL ME UP ON MINE. I WILL CURSE YOU MOTHERFÜCKING ARSË OFF. GENDER ROLES LIKE THAT DON'T EVEN FÜCKING EXIST ANYMORE. SO GTFO YOU COMPLETE TÖSSER.

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
June 3, 2013 11:19am UTC

Never ever use the excuse of a dementor attack
when you're caught eating chocolate in class,
Teachers don't care about your medical health.

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 4:48am UTC

I'm not a fan of One Direction,
but I like they've done for me.
Now if I ever want to go to the USA or Australia
My accent will be Worshiped

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 11:16am UTC

2 weeks until my Chemistry and Physics exams
All the revision I've done is highlight what I need to revise on the contents page.
it's at this point I understand that I'm going to fail this subject

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 5:08pm UTC

I swear some of you get a kick from arguing over the internet,
like seriously grow up.

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 1:39pm UTC

Being brave is not about being unafraid,
It's about doing something even if you're afraid to do it

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 12:14pm UTC

Do you remember how it started?
the fairytale got twisted and decayed,
The innocence has all been broken,
How did we get this way?

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 10:40am UTC

Acting is another thing I can officially say I suck at,
Along with sports, driving, spelling and life
Dougie Poynter

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 4:59am UTC

My best friend just texted me,
She's coming around to celebrate my birthday
Naked

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
February 10, 2013 8:32am UTC

Watching an old tv show or film and sobbing everytime a certain character comes on because you've already watched it and you know they die at the end

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 12:12pm UTC

Devours massive sandwich
Still hungry
Devours huge pile of biscuits
Still hungry
Eats apple
-1 Hour later-
I'm fat
... I shouldn't of eaten that apple

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 3:42pm UTC

Best Friend: WAIT!! What if Jesus's name wasn't really Jesus!!!
Me: Wut...
Best Friend: Think about it.. Christian, Christ-ian, Christ-..Ian
Me:.... I think I know what you're gonna say next
Best Friend: Jesus's name is actually Ian Christ!!!!

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Girl in year below me: OMG I'm a directioner and swiftie what are you???
Me: Your a what and a what?
Girl: a directioner and a swiftie...
Me: ? whats a swiftie ?
Girl: Duh.. a fan of Taylor Swift... anyway Talyor and 1D are the best music people evaaaaaaarrrrrr
Me: Wait a minu-
Girl: Like they're so awesome and famous and talented
Me: That's your opini-
Girl: Like they're just as famous as The Beatles
Me: Wait... Wut
Girl: In fact they're better than the Beatles!!!
Me :Do. Not. Even. Go. There.
Girl:.....
Me: YOU ARE NOT WORTHY TO MENTION THEIR NAME. PEASANT
sometimes I sit in the corner and cry about humanity

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
January 14, 2013 2:43pm UTC

My brain starts working stuff out,
then kinda halfway through, it starts wandering off and it's like ... Ahhh... Unicorns.
-Dougie Poynter -

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 2:09pm UTC

I don't like morning people...
or mornings...
or people.

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
January 8, 2013 4:36pm UTC

Who else thinks that if Jack Frost from Rise of the Guardians and Rapunzel had babies their babies would have the most beautiful hair.Like ever.
Just me...
This would obviously be before Rapuzels hair was cut... I'm not an idiot

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 2:22pm UTC

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ClumsyPikaa
posted a quote
October 15, 2012 12:14pm UTC

I've given up on humanity
I'm going to be a cat lady when I'm older, because cats are nicer than people

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