Best Stupidpeople Quotes Today

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July 9, 2013 8:48pm UTC

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Anna Smith:
OMG thee prty was so kewl yesturday it wuz the funest prty evvvvvaaaaaaaa but 2day is kinda borin cuz i have hw.
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MrsJHutch
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 9:48am UTC

When I moved to a new school, I talked in a british accent and told everyone I was from England and I had a whole backstory planned and I told people the crappy clothes I wore were the british trend and all cool british people would wear them and long story short those idiots still believe I'm English.

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KT_143
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Some babies were dropped on their heads
But you were clearly thrown at a wall.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 5:38pm UTC

You r.aped her because her clothes provoked you?
I should beat you because your stupidity provokes me.

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gab*
posted a quote
October 8, 2013 6:13pm UTC

i thought i was happy.
then i discovered that she had everything that I DIDN'T.

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 3:38pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
That face you make
when the person you hate is talking.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:50pm UTC

It's funny how when
I'm loud people tell me to be quiet . But, when I'm quiet, people ask me what's wrong.

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ImNoSuperman
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 6:30pm UTC

"you're just missing a concert" they said
"it's not like it's a big deal" they said
"it's just a band" they said
"what are you doing with that axe" they said

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nothidingthesescars_
posted a quote
May 20, 2013 8:24pm UTC

" You're ugly lol!"
I was told this over facebook by some random hate account (won't mention any names). No one has ever bullied me like that before. But you know what, I'm not hurt. Wanna know why? Because i feel sorry for that loser. Poor thing, too dumb to realize that I, and every other living thing in the universe, were chosen by specific genes that I cannot control. I had no say what I would look like, what family I would be born into. Trust me, if i could choose my apperance, I would look FAR different. Stupid b//tch.

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misslaughes
posted a quote
January 31, 2013 7:30pm UTC

I Hate Stupid People.

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:47pm UTC

Seriously,
I don't know when exactly that UFO landed and dumped all these stupid people on earth, but they are apparently not coming back for them.

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Yasmineisthebest
posted a quote
March 8, 2014 4:22pm UTC

Sometimes I wish I was an octopus
so I could slap eight people at once.

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LaLaNicole*
posted a quote
October 15, 2013 4:34pm UTC

Kid sitting beside me in class Hey in what year was the war of 1812 Me:1956 Him:actually writes it downs Me*Facepalm*

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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
August 2, 2013 8:52pm UTC

I don't like morning people
or mornings. or people.

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peacegirl270
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 7:31pm UTC

So I got the ends of my hair dyed purple and came into school, for the first time, with my new hairstyle.
Popular and Dumb Girl: oMG! I <3 UR HAIR!!! Did you grow it yourself.
Me: -_- Yes. I actually grew purple in my hair and my hair grows so fast that it reached the end of my hair by today.
Popular and Dumb Girl: Wow!! That's SOOO COOL!!
Me: *facepalm*

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永久*
posted a quote
August 27, 2013 2:40am UTC

Someone's comment: You say "Stay Strong" but your an emotional wreck.. oh irony.
get your sh.t toghter before telling someone to stay strong.
Never tell anyone that they are an emotional wreck. They know what they are, that's none of your business. They say "stay strong" because they do not want other people to go through what they have gone through. They don't want other people to suffer like they have.
I might be a wreck too, but I say "stay strong" to anyone I see who is not doing good. What's wrong in that? Just shut up and don't insult people who are broken. Who knows what may happen to you tomorrow? People like you are the reason for us to say "F.ck society."
And by the way, you're*

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glitter162*
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 8:44pm UTC

That irritating moment when you realize that the pockets on your favorite pair of jeans are fake. *_*

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noseogefil
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 1:09pm UTC

Sometimes I get really mad because I'll be like,
"Hey do you know (insert artist I like)?"
And they'll be like "What kind of name is that why
can't you like nicki minaj like a normal person creep"..

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FreddyJ
posted a quote
June 19, 2013 11:04pm UTC

Stupid Person: Yeah, I don't read. Like, at all.
Me: You're kidding.

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ToriRox16
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 5:32pm UTC

You would know more if you were smacked with a book.

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