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Stopandshop Quotes

  1. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    Me: Hm. I'm hungry.
    Me: *eats a bowl of chips*
    Me: *eats another bowl of chips*
    Me: *eats another bag of chips*
    Me: *eats 4 more bags of chips*
    Me: *eats 75 more bags of chips*
    Me: Darn, I'm out of chips.
    Me: *downloads PeaPod app*
    Me: Orders chips from stop and shop*
    Stop and Shop Guy: *comes to my house in truck*
    Stop and Shop Guy: Here are the chips you ordered.

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