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          Me: Hm.  I'm hungry.
          Me: *eats a bowl of chips*
          Me: *eats another bowl of chips*
          Me: *eats another bag of chips*
          Me: *eats 4 more bags of chips*
          Me: *eats 75 more bags of chips*
          Me: Darn, I'm out of chips.
          Me: *downloads PeaPod app*
          Me: Orders chips from stop and shop*
          Stop and Shop Guy: *comes to my house in truck*
          Stop and Shop Guy: Here are the chips you ordered.





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114 faves · 2 comments · Aug 11, 2013 6:59pm

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lol · true · haha · chips · stopandshop · peapod · funny

ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
oh..my life
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britany* · 1 decade ago
I think you just described my life and that's sad
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