Best Stereotypes Quotes This Week

CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 16, 2013 6:22pm UTC

People from California: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN CALFORNIA. GO MEET A MOVIE STAR.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY AT DISNEY LAND.
Other people: GO BE IN A MOVIE.
People from California: ....
People from New York: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN NEW YORK. GO TO THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING.
Other people: SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
Other people: GO TO TIMES SQUARE.
People from New York: ....
People from Europe: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN EUROPE. GO TO THE EIFFEL TOWER.
Other people: HAVE SOME TEA WITH THE QUEEN.
Other people: GO TO OKTOBERFEST.
People from Europe: ....
People from Australia: I'm so bored.
Other people: BUT YOU'RE IN AUSTRALIA. GO CUDDLE WITH A KOALA.
Other people: SPEND THE DAY SURFING.
Other people: GO WRESTLE SOME CROCODILES.
People from Australia: ....

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 4:56pm UTC

Anorexia isn't about being fat,
Anorexia is about HAVING fat.

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DeathOfASon
posted a quote
July 24, 2013 11:06pm UTC

We have stereotypes for aliens
We have stereotypes for things we don't even know anything about.
Just let that sink in.

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FlorenceSong
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 11:43pm UTC

Sometimes I wonder about stereotypes but then I realise that on this day in 1941, Britain’s Air Force dropped 75,000 teabags over the occupied Netherlands with the message
“Holland will arise.
Keep your courage up.”
TEA TO RESIST THE NAZIS.

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 16, 2014 1:33pm UTC

What I said: I like metal music.
What they heard: Every full moon I gather with my satanic cult in the heart of the forest and we chant in Latin while we sacrifice kittens to Satan and rock out to metal with the spirit of Hïtler.

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Sole
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 8:29pm UTC

Everyone: You should play basketball! I think you'd be really good.
Me: Why, because I'm tall and black.

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† *
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 1:22pm UTC

He broke her heart because
he couldn't except the fact that she was not skinny.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 6:24pm UTC

Me: What is with all of these scarves and yoga pants. I just don't get it.
Friend: Ahhh white girls.
Friend: They be like:
Friend: "What color uggs should I wear? Tan? Or Slightly darker tan?"

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Lethal*
posted a quote
September 17, 2013 6:22pm UTC

Not every girl has to be a Cheerleader.
Not every boy has to be an Athlete.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 8:45pm UTC

Stereotypes
Hurts
because they are seldom true
Because we just assume things about people that we hardly know

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Carla Crahan.*
posted a quote
March 21, 2014 3:40pm UTC

If something bothers me is that schools see the piercings, tattoos and colorful hair as wrong. As if a tattoo would cause exams disapproved.

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GlassHorizon
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 6:05pm UTC

international people: omg its a dream to live in britain i want a british accent and a british boyfriend and i want to drink tea every morning and meet the queen british people are soOOoOOOoooo lucky
british people: fücking britain fücking weather fücking chavs fücking cher lloyd fücking david cameron fücking weather fücking people ooh yay jeremy kyle
(before anyone points it out, this isn't my quote just something which came up on my twitter which i happened to agree with, cheers.)

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appleloop*
posted a quote
November 24, 2013 4:08pm UTC

Curiosity killed my innocence. Over thinking killed my happiness. Insecurities killed my self esteem. Lies killed my trust. Stereotypes killed my individuality. & judgement killed me.

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 10:41pm UTC

Who ever said that all
teachers love and want apples?
I'm tired of this stereotypical bulls.hit.

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kirajanee16
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 6:17pm UTC

Have you ever wondered who decided what was beautiful?
Who decided straight teeth were beautiful instead of crooked teeth?
Who decided that thin girls were beautiful instead of curvy girls?
Who decided big b0obs were beautiful instead of small b0obs?
Who decided long hair was beautiful instead of short hair?
What gave them the right to decide what was
beautiful?

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Morgan*
posted a quote
October 1, 2015 9:47am UTC

I remember when I first joined here about 2 years ago and I was an overdramatic emo with an obsession over Black Veil Brides and I thought that everything revolved around what my friend thought. Now I'm just regular me with two good friends and I don't really care about what the other one thinks. Now whenever I look at my old quotes I want to delete them but I remember that they show me who I was vs who I am now.

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Merlin
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 7:03am UTC

Parenting - stereotypes
White people:
Kid: Shut the f/ck up mom!
Mom: Alright, Alright. There's no need to get hostile.
Black people:
Kid: Shut the f/ck up mom!
Mom: YOU MUST LOST YO GOD DAMN MIND! *gun in hand*

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*compassionate soul*
posted a quote
October 21, 2014 7:31pm UTC

“
I hated labels anyway. People didn't fit in slots--prostitute, housewife, saint--like sorting the mail. We were so mutable, fluid with fear and desire, ideals and angles, changeable as water.
— Janet Fitch, White Oleander

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Dishonored*
posted a quote
June 4, 2013 6:47pm UTC

50 state stereotypes:
Alabama: Our state bird is the NASCAR.
Alaska: I can see seasonal depression from here.
Arizona: Keeping indians in and mexicans out.
Arkansas: Great scenery and brilliant people.. haha I'm sorry, we got Walmart?
California: Gay, mexican, boob-job, computer hippies who really want to direct.
Colorado: Snow!.. I mean cocaine, but we're also known for skiing.
Connecticut: Great schools... because there's nothing else to do.
Delaware: Come, we got low incorporation fees.. No, seriously, please come.
Florida: The more north you go, the more south it gets.
Georgia: Atlanta! We're kinda ashamed of the rest of it though...
Hawaii: If you lived here, you'd be lazy, too.
Idaho: Potatoes and Napoleon Dynamite. Go we're cool.
Illinois: Look! A non-corrupt politician for once.. so far.
Indiana: You have to drive through us to get somewhere better.
Iowa: 56,000 square miles of dull.
Kansas: White breds making wheat bread.
Kentucky: Farming from the furure, text books from 1925.
Louisiana: Thanks BP, like we didn't have enough problems.
Maine: A wicked lotta moose aye?
Maryland: Have Jeevs bring the lobster boat around.
Massachusetts: Our chief export is obnoxious Pats fans.
Michigan: Cereal makers, serial killers.
Minnesota: Too nice not to elect a douchey governer.
Mississippi: I'm gonna need a bigger bible belt.
Missouri: Number one! In.. meth.
Montana: Speed limits don't matter when you're drunk.
Nebraska: Footballs, drawls, and overalls.
Nevada: No laws no problem.. Cept all the murders...
New Hampshire: Half hippie, half french, all upper-class.
New Jersey: Guidos. Turnpikes. Leeching off New York.
New Mexico: Like regular Mexico, but with more UFO's.
New York: World's 14th biggest city, first biggest ego.
North Carolina: First in flight, and lung cancer.
North Dakota: Somehow even worse than South Dakota.
Ohio: People care about us at election time.
Oklahoma: 10 days tornado free!
Oregon: Dreadlocks on caucasians.
Pennsylvania: Even our Amish will fight you.
Rhode Island: No seriously, we're a state.
South Carolina: Still accepting confederate dollars.
South Dakota: ... At least we're not North Dakota...
Tennessee: Where white-people music comes from.
Texas: Everything is bigger... Even our morons.
Utah: Multiple lonely wives.
Vermont: Gay marriages on maple syrup farms.
Virginia: From center of civilization to hicksville in 20 minutes flat.
Washington: Richer hippies than Oregon.
West Virginia: Inbred love child of Virginia and DC.
Wisconsin: It's too cold to be sober.
Wyoming: We don't have any gay cowboys, alright?!... Okay maybe a few gay cowboys.
(my state is Pennsylvania, and it's dead-on.)

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Cameron*
posted a quote
November 6, 2013 8:15pm UTC

I'm kinda bored and I really am hating how much people stereotype, so anyone know songs that can relate to my stereotyping hating?

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