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  1. Aggressive Butterfly * Aggressive Butterfly *
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 10:33am UTC
    Someone seid spoons should be ban because they make people fat. -_-

  2. Night_stuck* Night_stuck*
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2013 11:56am UTC
    is it wierd that i apologize to inanimate objects? like when I drop my spoon I automatically say sorry or when i drop books i say sorry even when nobody's around

  3. MaggieHaha MaggieHaha
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    Didja ever realize that spoons are like little mirrors on sticks

  4. moonstone7777 moonstone7777
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:24am UTC
    spoons
    are
    like
    little
    bowls with
    sticks attached to them
    ©p0kemon© nmf

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 3:47am UTC
    spoons are just little bowls on sticks

  6. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    Spoons are just little bowls on sticks

  7. 1D_Forever 1D_Forever
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2013 4:49pm UTC
    1D_Forever#:003
    Your in school and choose soup for lunch, so you eat with a fork instead of a spoon.

  8. IFindYouExtremelyAttractive* IFindYouExtremelyAttractive*
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    Waking up in the middle of the night to go get a spoonfull of Nutella is the best feeling in the world <3

  9. CoolStoryBro1023 CoolStoryBro1023
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Look out!
    Look out!
    There's something evil twichin'
    In your kitchen
    Oogly Boogly!
    Silver wear!
    Everywhere!
    They're Terrible, horrible spoons!

  10. xxcandycakesxx xxcandycakesxx
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    Carrying a spoon in your pocket
    just in case someone has cake
    ✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎✐✎
    cookiedoughformats

  11. CantThink CantThink
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    So today at lunch there wasn't any forks. I had to eat my salad with a spoon.

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