Soap Quotes

Failure*
posted a quote
December 30, 2021 8:17am UTC

me in the background trying to fix this soap.
all my babes are asleep.
but i can't fix
unfriending you star.
I am sorry.
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dontsellyourselfshort
posted a quote
February 25, 2016 3:10pm UTC

I'M TIRED OF BEING
CAREFUL, GENTLE
TRYING TO KEEP THE
WATER WARM. LET ME
UNDER YOU SKIN.
WAY. OKAY BYE.
Format © dontsellyourselfshort

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seafoam*
posted a quote
December 24, 2015 12:54am UTC

God, I wish I never spoke; now I gotta wash my mouth out
wITH soaP

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seafoam*
posted a quote
December 24, 2015 12:42am UTC

let me under your skin.

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skilletbiscuit
posted a quote
November 20, 2013 9:11am UTC

Soap.
It either cleans the mess or makes the mess.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 11:51am UTC

If you have a stink bug problem:
Step one: Buy a spray bottle
Step two: Buy dish soap
Step three: Fill the bottle with equal amounts of dish soap and water
Step four: Spray the stink bugs
Step five: Carry the bottle with you at all times because dear jesus those things are scary

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 11, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Soap operas are so ridiculous
"She’s cheating on you and I kidnapped your mom and you think your brother killed her but your brother isn’t really your brother because he was switched at birth but your real brother is the guy that your wife is having an affair with and I’m your long lost child you never knew about. Also your father came back from the dead and we don’t know how."

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ayeitzemilayyy
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 1:42pm UTC

3 Most difficult things to do in the world:
1. You can't count your hair
2. You can't wash your eyes with sop.
3. You can't breathe with your tongue out.
Now please put your tongue back in your mouth.
I was just joking.

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artsylilacs
posted a quote
July 31, 2013 7:02pm UTC

*Wears safety glasses to avoid getting soap in my eyes*

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Alyssa Elton*
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 2:02pm UTC

When the women in your family
talk about soap operas like it's real life gossip

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Steve*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:41am UTC

Why is it always that...
No matter what colour bubble-bath you use..
The bubbles are always white? .-.

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cupcakes21
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 5:05pm UTC

Getting soap in your eyes and feeling like you've entered the firey depths of hell.

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snowinseptember*
posted a quote
April 29, 2013 11:37pm UTC

Sometimes
school
is like a really good drama show. Seriously, sometimes
I just sit there and watch people gossip like it's a soap opera or something.
It's really fun.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | S Q L

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SoftballMyLife22
posted a quote
April 3, 2013 8:14pm UTC

When the hot water and soap sting your open cuts so much in the shower you can't even stand.

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JessieRider2yourhome
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 11:52pm UTC

Friend: How do you know your girl moved out?
Me: When the only thing left in the shower was a bar of soap.

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ridethewalrus
posted a quote
January 28, 2013 11:49am UTC

sometimes, by holding on
too tight, you end up losing what you were trying to save.
soap, for example.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | f u n n i e s

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