Best Sick Quotes Today

Shanaynor
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:34pm UTC

At home: COUGH HACK WHEEZE COUGH DIE
At the doctors: .... I swear I'm sick.... Just gimme a sec....

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 2:56pm UTC

I don’t care how old you are, you can be 10 with a bb gun and think it’s funny to shoot at the
neighbor’s cat or be 60 years old running dog fights for half your life If I ever find out you’ve
hurt an animal, I will beat you with a baseball bat and break every bone in your f'ucking body.

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zer0*
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 4:13pm UTC

Bombing a marathon is fxcking disgusting. There's a good
chance a lot of people ran that for a good cause, it's filth.
#prayforboston

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 3:37pm UTC

Looking up symptoms online is
not a good idea. Pretty sure I have scurvy, pneumonia, the bubonic plague, dry skin, leprosy, and death.

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
June 18, 2013 12:13pm UTC

Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 17, 2013 5:26pm UTC

just because it burns doesn't
mean
YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:43pm UTC

I'm so sick of being strong.

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Cammie
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 7:37pm UTC

69 is a prime number
Ironic right?

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 6:53pm UTC

Him: You're in a good mood today.
Me: No, I'm sick. I don't have the energy to be mean.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 6:14pm UTC

omg what if other people kept humans as pets
and took them out for walks on a leash and fed them
dog food on the ground and locked them up in cages
like how freaky would that be

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 8:34pm UTC

Me on a normal day: *burps*
My mom: OH MY GOSH HOW DARE YOU BURP IN THIS HOUSEHOLD I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THAT.
Me when I'm sick: *burps*
My mom: Yes keep burping. It shows that your stomache is getting better and you'll even feel better.
what?

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doublesidedice
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 7:48am UTC

Am I the only one who'd rather go to school than be sick?

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Leslie and Alli *
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 9:36pm UTC

No, she's not crying to get attention.
She's crying becuase she's had enough.
She's fed up.
She's tired.
she's sick of crying herself to sleep every night.
She's sick of everybody judging her.
She's sick of reality

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 10:15am UTC

My family's at church for Palm Sunday
while I'm at home vomiting blood.
Maybe I'm the devil
Yes, I'm aware that it was random and irrelevant. But I don't care.

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TheJealousOne
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 10:27am UTC

Me: Breathes
Mum: I'm sick and tired of your attitude

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AmazingOtterz
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 6:38pm UTC

Am I the only one who chooses to spend their Friday night on the computer all night long instead of hanging out with their friends?
Well...At least I get to spend time with my internet friends right?

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HakunaaMatata
posted a quote
May 14, 2013 6:08pm UTC

I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE...
right?

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Were all mad here*
posted a quote
February 19, 2015 3:40pm UTC

I’m never the one who gets called first.
I’m never the best friend.
I’m never the one someone falls in love with.
I’m never the best at school.
I’m never the funniest person.
I’m never the most entertaining person at parties.
I’m never the one someone tells a story first.
I just exist. And I’m sick of it.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
January 27, 2013 1:49pm UTC

I'm afraid
of what's
happening
to me.

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ShortGirlsDoItBetter
posted a quote
February 1, 2013 4:35pm UTC

The fact that I missed 3 midterms and 1 review session today to take care of my sick baby <<<<<
# TeenMomProblems

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