Showers Quotes

*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
December 20, 2014 2:44am UTC

My future spouse should know:
-I live in books
-I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
-I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
-I take horrendously long showers.
-I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
-A hug can go a long way.
-I'm as loyal as they get.
-I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
-I drink coffee all the time.
-I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
-I love surprises.
-I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
-There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
-I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."

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ArcticBrittany
posted a quote
April 29, 2014 2:20pm UTC

I love showers. They are so relaxing.

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365days*
posted a quote
March 17, 2014 3:15am UTC

I don't care if there is a heat wave going on outside
I will shower in boiling hot water

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Vinita*
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March 6, 2014 9:59am UTC

I have depression that long showers,food,and writing fanfiction on witty profiles can't cure.

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whereismymind
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 2:50pm UTC

you know you hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

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TheMagnificentWolf
posted a quote
December 15, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Every time I get shampoo into my eye:
I’m going to go blind this time for sure.

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coco7*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 10:18pm UTC

Me taking shower: *reads bodywash ingredients*
One of the ingredients is titanium dioxide...
Me: *singing* "...I am T-I-T-A-N-I-U-M!!!!!"

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Misunderstood1997
posted a quote
November 26, 2013 6:22pm UTC

showers:where my tears are unseen,my blood is washed away,and all my secrets are keeped.

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loserbitch*
posted a quote
September 12, 2013 5:44am UTC

things i like:
-showering
things i dont like:
-getting into the shower
-getting out of the shower

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ilovemynephew
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 5:56am UTC

Me: I need to take a shower.
Me: I will in 5 minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 mniutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
*5 minutes later*
Me: 5 more minutes.
Someone else: *goes to the bathroom*
Me: WOW I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TAKE A SHOWER

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 8:11am UTC

I went into the showers of the swimming area I was at on holiday and saw a lizard on the floor. I said 'hello' before stepping into the opposite shower. The other person that was in the shower next to me said 'hi?' and I was stuck there wondering If I should carry on the conversation or say 'I was talking to the lizard'

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Tori-bird *
posted a quote
August 9, 2013 8:27pm UTC

I wish I had speakers built inside my shower

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goawayanthony*
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 12:25am UTC

I'm gonna go take a hot shower
It's like a normal shower, but with me in it

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BlackButterflies
posted a quote
May 25, 2013 5:56am UTC

other people's showers are the worst thing
- ok i'm just gonna shut the door gentl-SLAM
- fricking hell now the door won't shut
- which way do i turn the temperature thingy?
- NOT THAT WAY APPARENTLY DEAR LORD
- turn it the other way quickly
- toO FAR TOO FAR ABORT MISSION
- that's sort of a normal temperature now?
- man you guys have great water pressure
- mmmm damn son that's awesome
- annnnnnnnnd it's gone. of course.
- what shampoo do i use
- what conditioner do i use
- i am naked in someone else's house???
- have i been in for an acceptable amount of time
- oh god the door was slightly open so now
there's a puddle on the floor
- towels aren't meant to be confusing

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Buttons
posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:59am UTC

Imagine if people got a voice recorder, and
recorded what they said their showers.
Imagine all the technology, inventions
and knowledge we'd have by now.
There'd be flying cars,
And a cure for cancer,
Just imagine it.
Showers, where you think of the greatest ideas.
The greates ideas coming to life.
mq
buttons
credit

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 30, 2013 8:37am UTC

Before my shower :
I don't want to get in.
During my shower :
I don't want to get out.

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SparksFly34
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 7:13pm UTC

When I was little, I used to hate taking showers.
They were boring and a waste of my little kid time.
As I grew older I kind of liked them,
I could sing and no one could hear me.
Now I'm in high school, and I wish I could disappear,
but my shower is my best friend.
It's my place to think, to make my decisions.
It's the place where I let the tears run down my face
and the sobs of agony ring out.
My shower is my safe haven.

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
April 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
Every. Single. Time.

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abc4ever
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 7:35pm UTC

The shower -the place where life decisions are made.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 7:54pm UTC

I would say my showers last longer than your relationships..
but my showers last forever.

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