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Hey there, Stalker ;)

What brings you here? Its probably because I'm that awesome person

that you always here about ;D

Anywho, I'm Nicole. 15 - 16 in May. Of course, there's a him.

I have been a Wittian for a couple of years now - Although I made this

account recently.

I like One Direction, Niall Horan (He's mine so don't even bother

fighting with me xD),

my iPhone, Witty [of course], Tumblr, Drawing, Quizzes, Debates,

friendsss, making people smile,

giving advice and an awful lot more!

If you want to talk, feel free to ask me anything :)

I will always be myself. No one else - I don't see the point. Er, I guess thats me :)

Bye, Beautiful, come back soon!

Never forget who or what you are: Beautiful. xx

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posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:10pm UTC

Drama
(noun)
When Sarah likes Mike when Mike is going
out with Jane but Jane actually likes Dylan but Dylan likes
Sarah so Dylan asks out Sarah and Jane gets mad and breaks up
with Mike so she can go out with Dylan,
then Sarah asks out Eric instead and Eric
likes Hannah and Hannah likes Mike so
Hannah asks out Mike and Jane gets jealous
so she tries to make up with Mike.

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posted a quote
June 25, 2013 3:02pm UTC

Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
I don't know.
She had no arms.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Not Sarah

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posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:54pm UTC

Dear Steve,
I don't appreciate when I click preview and it shows me getting 708 likes,
Sincerely, unpopular Wittian.

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posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:50pm UTC

Kanye West naming his baby North can only be topped
if Drake Bell names his child Taco

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posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:46pm UTC

click to see this quote

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posted a quote
June 25, 2013 2:29pm UTC

Normal People: I took a shower.
Me: I just got naked and scrubbed my skin with water.
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posted a quote
May 13, 2013 2:33pm UTC

I
AM
NOT
SPECIAL
I'M JUST
LIMITED
EDITION

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posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:42pm UTC

I'M ON A SEAFOOD DIET.
i see food and i eat it

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posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:39pm UTC

zombies eat brains.
you're safe.

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posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:36pm UTC

When my friend doesn't come to school:
3% - 'I hope they're okay'
97% - 'THAT IDIOT, HOW DARE THEY LEAVE ME ALONE'

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posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:34pm UTC

I'M SORRY
SOMETIMES I GET JEALOUS THINKING THAT SOMEONE COULD MAKE YOU HAPPIER THAN I COULD.
I GUESS ITS MY INSECURITIES ACTING UP.
BECAUSE I KNOW I'M NOT THE PRETTIEST, SMARTEST, OR MOST FUN AND EXCITING.
BUT, I DO KNOW, THAT NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU LOOK,
YOU'LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE THAT LOVES YOU AS MUCH AS I DO.

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posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:30am UTC

Are we losing Wittians?
Not long ago, 'Today's Top Quotes' got mostly over 500 faves, now that's practically the 'Top Month' section. What is happening? Is Witty slowly dying? I hope not.
All my favourite Witty Inspirations have left. The people that helped me through hard times.
Are we losing Witty?

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May 8, 2013 6:09am UTC

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posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:06am UTC

Me: *Writes a good quote*
*Gets two faves instantly*
Me: Oh yeah, that's right, BOOM B.I.T.C.H.E.S!
*Faves suddenly stop coming*
Me: Aw crap, that always happens!
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posted a quote
May 8, 2013 6:02am UTC

aye,
bee,
sea,
dee,
ee,
ef,
jee,
hache,
eye,
jay,
kay,
el,
em,
en,
owe,
pea,
queue,
or,
ess,
tea,
you,
vea,
dubble-you,
ex,
wy
and
zeeee

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posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:59am UTC

Imagine if people got a voice recorder, and
recorded what they said their showers.
Imagine all the technology, inventions
and knowledge we'd have by now.
There'd be flying cars,
And a cure for cancer,
Just imagine it.
Showers, where you think of the greatest ideas.
The greates ideas coming to life.
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credit

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posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:54am UTC

'It's not you, it's me'
I silently whispered to the cookie jar
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posted a quote
May 8, 2013 5:40am UTC

Is it just me, or does everyone type their passwords with one finger?

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posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:19am UTC

Stages of beard length:
1 $€xy stubble
2 Sea Captain
3 Prisoner of war
4 Homeless Person
5 Wizard

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posted a quote
May 5, 2013 6:14am UTC

Thank God for Facebook!
Otherwise, I'd have to call 481 peple to tell them I just went to the gym.

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