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  1. iDiv iDiv
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2015 12:31am UTC
    When I was a kid I spent my Saturday's
    Blowin' on Nintendo games

  2. Deckard* Deckard*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2015 4:30pm UTC
    I love Saturdays,
    I can sleep in till noon,
    I can post witty quotes,
    and I can look at hot guys,
    all without my parents noticing.

  3. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2014 11:57am UTC
    You're like school on Saturday: No Class.

  4.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2014 3:22pm UTC
    You know you're not doing good in all of your classes
    when you go to school on a Saturday.
    (fml.)

  5. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2014 4:32pm UTC
    I read about the afterlife,
    but I never really lived.

  6.  † * † *
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2013 7:20pm UTC
    Rebecca Black made a song called
    "Saturday"
    Guess what the next song is called,
    "Sunday"

  7. ICameInLikeADinosaur ICameInLikeADinosaur
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    I like to party!!! (and by party I mean take naps...)

  8. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    what would you do if you woke up one saturday morning and instead of hearing the usual quiet your house contains you hear voices so you open your door and peek out and you see your favorite band talking to your parents "oh honey come meet our new neighbors" what would you do?

  9. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Remember you are wonderful on every day that ends with a Y.

  10. DreamLikeReality DreamLikeReality
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 9:44am UTC
    It's finally Saturday, baby.

  11. Steven the Barbarian * Steven the Barbarian *
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 12:40am UTC
    this saturday sucks!

  12. Make It Work 💋* Make It Work 💋*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 12:01pm UTC
    saturday school = blech!

  13. clearlytruthful clearlytruthful
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 12:18pm UTC
    BLOG
    So I don't really remember what happened on Friday but I just know that x and I talked.
    SATURDAY
    Yeasterday I went otmysisters band competiton(marching band) and my friend came and slept over, and left ike an hour ago. i texted x about an lotr refrence and then traveled to marching band, then theator, n how we were bawily twins, then bball, then football, and then back to band. i told him how long the competion was and he was shocked that it was a full 12 hours and that i would get to bed at 2. i told him its not that bad cuz i usually go to bed that late. he told me it was really bad for me. like i know people r supost 2 get8 ours of sleep but dont really know why. he asked me what time i ake up and i told him 6 cuz i do. he told me it was killing my bodies enrgy level. after that i responded that i guess i was slef distructive then because i dont really eat that muh either. he reponded with":0 thats so unhealthy" after a couple of words on hat he asked me what changed. after i told him he said" u need to start getting in healthy habits again" i told him to bug me about it and he said"ok, u need to go to sleep early tonight, ok? i said i would try but it would still be really late. he wont tell anyone and its our little secret from the world. w started talking about band after that untill he had t go we texted for 5 hours yeaterday which is probably the longest ive ever texted anyone. he makes me feel like omeone actualy cares about my well being.
    TODAY
    so my friend went hime fat gong to mass with us.but all i could think about was x. the fmiliar scent of him was really close to us. i think it was the family infront of us, but i knew it would never be him. all i wanted was or his arms to wrap around my from behind and hug me. i know i sound so cheesy and cleche but its all so real right now. dont get me wrong i still get deressed a lot, but x usually comes around and cheers me up now.
    he is my best friend at school and gets me more than anyone else.

  14. Halo Angel1* Halo Angel1*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    God created Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Then Satan said "I want a day too!" So he created Monday

  15. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 4:41pm UTC
    You know how my week goes by?
    Mooooooooooonnnnnnnnndddddaaaaaaaaayyyyyy Tuueeeeeeeeeessssssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaayyyy Weeeeeeeedddddnnnnnnneeeeesssssssssssddddddddaaaaayyyyy Thhhhhuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrsssssssssdddddddddaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy FriSatSun

  16. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 11:30am UTC
    Someone's taking me to a concert this Saturday. FLYLEAF IS COMING TO MY TOWN! With Chevelle, All That Remains, Sevendust, P.O.D., Skillet, Asking Alexandria, Aranda, Stars in Stereo, and RED!! OH MY F//UCKING GOD IF SOMEONE DOESN'T BUY ME A TICKET AND BRING ME I WILL CRY

  17. Moonchild_69 Moonchild_69
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 1:28am UTC
    My whole week is thrown off. I thought today was Saturday but tomorrow is Saturday...

  18. emilygm* emilygm*
    posted a quote
    July 5, 2013 10:34pm UTC
    Angels Hide Demons
    Chapter 2
    "Brayden?!?" Scarlett squealed, but Liberty rolled her eyes.
    "He's an idiot."
    "A cute idiot," I shrugged. "Plus, he's my friend."
    "For now! I heard he's trying out for the basketball team next year. Maybe I could get Jake to-"
    "Scarlett," we both groaned.
    "Jake barely knows you," I finished. "Enough about him." My boy-crazy friend pouted while Liberty steered the conversation back onto the main road. Between the three of us, about half a pack of Oreos was gone.
    "When did you start liking Brayden?"
    "I don't really know. Couple months ago, maybe."
    "Studies show that a traditionally concieved 'crush' can only last three months, tops. Hurry up and snag him before it's over." Of all the random scientific facts that Liberty throws out there, this one was actually kind of useful. Kind of. The more important thing was to "snag" him before Alaia did, or this could be dangerous for him- and possibly me. Of course, my friends didn't need to know that.
    "So, I've got a question for you, Ro," Liberty continued. "Whenever I mention Alaia, people always seem to point me back to you. Do you know her?"
    "I, uh... we used to hang out. Actually, we were pretty close friends for about 2 years."
    "When did that end?" Ugh, not this. Anything but this. I blocked out the flashbacks and gave them my usual made-up schpeel.
    "Well, she hacked my Facebook, Twitter, all that. Posted some really embarassing stuff; wrote rude messages to my other friends. I almost lost a few people over it." A few people. Try everyone, myself, my life.
    They didn't have much to say after that, thankfully. We played some video games; looked at funny videos online, then went to bed. I wish I had known to prepare myself for Monday.

  19. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    My week is basically
    Monday
    Monday #2
    Monday #3
    Monday #4
    Friday
    Saturday
    Pre-Monday

  20. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2013 11:44am UTC
    Better days are coming.
    they are called
    Saturday and Sunday.

:)

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