Best Sale Quotes Today

happiest*
posted a quote
January 12, 2014 2:28pm UTC

"Describe your style"
anything on sale

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britany*
posted a quote
October 22, 2013 9:52pm UTC

Me: *passes by Forever21*
Forever 21: 50% off sale!
Me: *awolnation voice* SALE

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
posted a quote
February 7, 2013 8:55pm UTC

"Why is Valentines Day the best holiday?"
Because,
No matter if you are single or taken,
All of the chocolate in the world is on sale.
All of it.
All of it

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amp2516
posted a quote
February 14, 2013 4:59pm UTC

Valentines Day;
The real holiday is the day after, when all the candy goes on sale

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Cameron*
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 9:41pm UTC

So, I got black lipstick yesterday cause Halloween's over and all . . .
And, I'm wondering if I should wear it tomorrow for school.
Thoughts?

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Secret42
posted a quote
April 15, 2013 5:44pm UTC

Me:*Sees walmart advertisement*
Walmart ad:Smile,because it's rollback time!
Me:You know,you dont just smile because its a sale in a store.=/
(My quote.Do NOT steal)

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ElmosWhoree*
posted a quote
August 19, 2014 5:16pm UTC

I'd sell my soul just to see your face,
and I'd break my bones just to heal your pain.
In these times I need a saving grace,
but time is running out,
and I'm starting to lose my faith.
(Florida Georgia Line♥)

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DaddyzBabiGirl
posted a quote
August 7, 2013 6:55pm UTC

♥Stardoll♥
I'm selling items in my bazaar!
Please come quick,theres so much to choose from:
♥Wigs
♥Clothing
♥Furniture
♥Jewelery
♥Rares,never seen before
♥And more!
To check it out,please visit,
DaddyzBabiGirl
^(My Username)^
Everything under 50 SD
Come,come quick before it's gone.
(I will do trades/exchanges and may go down on some items,just ask me in my guest-book and I will surely see what I can do!)♥Enjoy♥

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Kate ^.^*
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 6:20am UTC

Sad, 6 word story:
For sale, baby shoes, never worn.

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CherryPop
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:04pm UTC

FOR SALE.
One heart.
Horrible condition.
Will take anything for it.
PLEASE. </3
Just cut it out of my chest,
AND END THIS SUFFERING.

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Aspluk
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 11:44pm UTC

Hey there fellas. I am selling my Stardoll account. The doll's name is whatisurname199. Check it out and guestbook me if you're interested xx BTW, here's my e-mail theloveinthespot@hotmail.com contact me if you're intrested

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CherryPop
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 8:01pm UTC

FOR SALE.
One heart.
Horrible condition.
Will take anything for it.
PLEASE. </3
Just cut it out of my chest,
AND END THIS SUFFERING.

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Aspluk
posted a quote
August 8, 2013 11:41pm UTC

Hey there fellas. I am selling my Stardoll account. The doll's name is whatisurname199. Check it out and guestbook me if you're interested xx.(MY STARDOLL ACCOUNT IS FOR SALE)

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