Best Right Quotes This Month

CookieMonster09*
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July 10, 2013 9:18am UTC

my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard and they're like
hey your friend is hot

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 24, 2013 7:37pm UTC

Life is the most easy examBut many failsbecauseThey try to copy othersThey don't realize that everyone has a different question paper

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 12:35pm UTC

When kids are walkin' round the hallway, plagued by pain in their heart.
A world so hateful. Some would rather die than be who they are - Macklemore

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 4, 2013 1:28pm UTC

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

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Zorox
posted a quote
August 14, 2014 4:46pm UTC

Even heroes have the right to bleed.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 15, 2013 9:18pm UTC

I'm going to be so awkward and shy when I am older
like this is literally going to be me:
McDonalds worker: Welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?
Me: u-u-uh yes I-I would l-l-like the uh, uh the d-do you h-have-
McDonalds worker: I'm sorry ma'am what is it you're trying to say?
Me: I-i'm sorry I-I would just like the c-cheesy mac
McDonalds worker: Ma'am..... we don't have cheesy mac here.
Me: O-oh I m-meant big m-mac, y-yeah that
McDonalds worker: Okay that will be -
Me: *has a mental breakdown*
Me: NO ONE TOLD ME THE OUTSIDE WORLD WOULD BE LIKE THIS

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Butterbear
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 8:59pm UTC

People will claim that they miss you
yet they don't even make an effort to text,
call or see you

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 4:47pm UTC

Favourite Youtuber: I'll have a
new video tomorrow!
Me: *12:03am* He's late!

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 4:51pm UTC

i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel ppl that get the praise and attention.
i get it. you’re just too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.,

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Butterbear
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:23am UTC

Other girl: *goes out to parties*
Other girl: *has a boyfriend*
Other girl: *has a social life*
Me: *reads a fanfiction*
Me: Can I get pregnant from this?

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Butterbear
posted a quote
May 24, 2013 4:44pm UTC

I wish there was a room
where we could just go and see all the stuff we have ever lost

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 9:14pm UTC

i may be ugly and annoying but at least
i don't have a selfie of me as my phones background

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 1:46pm UTC

the fastest land animal is the teenager who sees mom
pulling in the driveway and realizes they forgot to do the
dishes.

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
October 3, 2013 6:30pm UTC

I've learned that pleasing everyone is nearly impossiblebut p¡ss¡ng everyone off is way easier and fun as hell

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 5:45pm UTC

One thing I learned fromQUOTE FORMATS:Either be BOLD Or be ITALICbecause The world doesn't notice theREGULAR ONES

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:24pm UTC

maybe i can watch this hour long episode in ten minutes

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TheDysfunctional
posted a quote
February 19, 2013 2:28pm UTC

said by no one #5
"I never listen to music."

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FriendZoned
posted a quote
July 31, 2014 8:55pm UTC

Someday
I'll find the right words.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 4:16pm UTC

*evil person's voice in scooby doo* i would have thigh gaps too if it wasn't for these meddling hips.

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What_I_Really_Think
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 6:30pm UTC

Just as I thought I was getting it right...
Just as I started to maybe like who I was.
Just as I started to change into something I almost wanted to be.
Just as I started to feel almost happy.
Just as I started to think that I was getting things right.
Just as I started to give hints of the real me.
Just as I started to feel comfortable about myself.
Just as I started to feel like I can survive.
My own friends tell me:I'm getting it wrong.

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